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I'm a fucking retard and it's affecting my performance at work.
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It’s definitely possible to make yourself dumber but I don’t think it works the other way.
I’m not justifying laziness or complacency. I’m just saying that you can learn things if you put your mind to it but you can’t increase your general intelligence by any actual metric. IQ is worthless if you don’t do anything with it though.There’s this weird attitude amongst people now where they think because they can’t do something to the maximum extent then they won’t do anything at all.
“It’s okay for Joe Rogan to work out 3 hours a day with his private gym and sauna” - so they don’t even do 5 minutes of cardio a day. They do literally nothing.
“I’m never gonna be a maestro like @bendovid” so they don’t learn some major chords on guitar.
“I’m never gonna be a genius” so they watch reality TV instead of reading a novel.
The examples are endless. I truly don’t understand it. It’s just pure laziness.
This bit makes me chuckle every time.Try retaining your semen.
I've personally been retaining for almost 4 hours now and I'm already more focused and sharper. I can only imagine what it will do for me after (let's say) 2 days.
I snort 4 every morning and I’m still retarded. I’ve already reported them to the FDA.there's only one scientifically proven method I'm aware of, it's called 'Alpha Brain'
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