Is it okay to tell an ugly couple to stop kissing in public, or will you look like a psycho?

[Brooke Shields]

but then I thought wait... Is that crazy of me? They are being affectionate in public, but if they weren't ugly Im not sure I'd have a problem with it.

Being affectionate is disgusting in private too

 

[PogromStallone]

Telling people to "get a room" used to be pretty fucking common and still should be whether they're ugly or not.

Fat Jay Oakerson told the story on The Bonfire a while ago about how they were at a restaurant eating and this ugly couple was making out and the dude started rubbing on the chick's pussy through her pants so he asked if they could stop. They were like "OH IS IT BECAUSE WE'RE GAY?" and complained to whoever they could and Jay got a bunch of shitty looks from people like he's a bigot despite looking like a fag himself. He didn't know (or care) they were both girls. But either way, you certainly don't do that shit in front of strangers eating.

One of them was trans and Jay didn't realize so he assumed it was a straight couple. Then they wrote a review on Yelp and the owner responded saying that Jay was being a bigot and got thrown out or something.

 

[Professor Rape]

One of them was trans and Jay didn't realize so he assumed it was a straight couple. Then they wrote a review on Yelp and the owner responded saying that Jay was being a bigot and got thrown out or something.

Jay should've said the couple was being antisemitic. If I was a jew I'd use that card way more than they already do.

 

[Phish]

Nah buddy, like every little girl with a loving dad she thinks I could fight off a tiger. She still brings up the time I caught a wasp in a cup like it was an epic battle. Kids are dumb.

Lol you aint wrong. There was a giant dump truck off the side of the road in the ditch the other day and my son asked me if we could pull over so i could pick it up for the construction worker. (I guess in his mind i pick up his Tonka trucks all the time, why not pick up the dudes 30 Ton dump truck too?)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lol you aint wrong. There was a giant dump truck off the side of the road in the ditch the other day and my son asked me if we could pull over so i could pick it up for the construction worker. (I guess in his mind i pick up his Tonka trucks all the time, why not pick up the dudes 30 Ton dump truck too?)

What a fucking IDIOT LMAO

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What a fucking IDIOT LMAO

I think the kid wanted to steal the dump truck but Phish can’t drive stick.

 

[Phish]

What a fucking IDIOT LMAO

I smacked em in the back and the head and said “WHATRE YOU FUCKIN RETARDED? “Just go pick it up”(in a mocking tone)…shut the fuck up kid. You dont know nothin”.