Is anyone else not watching The Super Bowl? And related conspiracy theories.

[TheUserRedditBanned]

I’m not even gambling on it and I usually throw $100 just to make it watchable. Last year I lost on the winner and over/under.

I'm probably going to parlay Chiefs +3.5 and Eagles +3.5. Or maybe +8.5 plus an anytime TD for Saquon to bring the odds positive.

And I do enjoy commercials, commercials are the only artform where you can objectively measure how good it is by how much money you separate from suckers.

So yeah, I'd never not watch the Super Bowl for any reason. Despite the fact that I really don't want either team to win.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm probably going to parlay Chiefs +3.5 and Eagles +3.5. Or maybe +8.5 plus an anytime TD for Saquon to bring the odds positive.

You literally can’t lose.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I didn’t even know they were friends now. I love Caitlin. She’s so good at basketball.
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I could kick her ass in 1 on 1

 

[FalconeFanClub]

Yup we all know everything is rigged when whatever your rooting interested is loses. Then when they win, they won’t against all odds despite it being rigged.

This shit is so fucking tired.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

The NFL sucks as a product now with no tackling the qb, and no drop tackles, no helmet contact it’s very soft and gay go watch clips from the 60s they would literally clothesline guys.

Yeah man it's not REAL football unless they're turning their brains to mush and Benoiting their families

Also, sports betting is for fags

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yup we all know everything is rigged when whatever your rooting interested is loses. Then when they win, they won’t against all odds despite it being rigged.

This shit is so fucking tired.

Aren’t ya’ll still crying about 2016 being rigged?

Yeah man it's not REAL football unless they're turning their brains to mush and Benoiting their families

Yes

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Forgot to mention, football fucking sucks, it is the worst of the four major sports (soccer is not a sport) and it's not even close

 

[FalconeFanClub]

Aren’t ya’ll still crying about 2016 being rigged?

Yes

My point wasn’t partisan. I’m saying you can call anything rigged and then just manufacture your reaction based on the outcome. It’s probably easier than cultivating any sort of cohesive opinion on something.

Also, it’s “y’all”, dickhead.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Forgot to mention, football fucking sucks, it is the worst of the four major sports (soccer is not a sport) and it's not even close

Basketball is worse.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My point wasn’t partisan. I’m saying you can call anything rigged and then just manufacture your reaction based on the outcome. It’s probably easier than cultivating any sort of cohesive opinion on something.

Also, it’s “y’all”, dickhead.

So you’re agreeing with me? Thanks

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Yup we all know everything is rigged when whatever your rooting interested is loses. Then when they win, they won’t against all odds despite it being rigged.

This shit is so fucking tired.

My point wasn’t partisan. I’m saying you can call anything rigged and then just manufacture your reaction based on the outcome. It’s probably easier than cultivating any sort of cohesive opinion on something.

Also, it’s “y’all”, dickhead.

You shouldn’t be correcting anyone on anything, retard.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

The NFL sucks as a product now with no tackling the qb, and no drop tackles, no helmet contact it’s very soft and gay go watch clips from the 60s they would literally clothesline guys.

From 2001, no penalty. That guy would be in jail for attempted murder in today's nfl.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Chiefs win is a lock, they must show Swift and her new made up best friend, Caitlin Clarke. You can't disappoint 2 celebrity women now.

both are baphomet trannies, so maybe their friendship is genuine, at least the camaraderie kind

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I’ll be fishing during the Super Bowl sniff

 

[aRTie02150]

From 2001, no penalty. That guy would be in jail for attempted murder in today's nfl.

Even the old carpet turf they were running on is unheard of now.

I remember Randy Moss wearing Jordans when he played for the Vikings.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Basketball is worse.

I’m glad the NBA is having a bad season and ratings are down.

 

[You Bummers]

Not betting on it so don’t give a shit

 

[Child..]

Here’s the video he showed me. My cousin doesn’t have the attention span to sit through anything long form.

I recommend your channel to all my friends and family though. That’s why your numbers have been going up. People call it “the Bonnie bump.”

You were hoping I get fired...I doubt you have much clout/mettle.... you seem like the weak, suicidal type.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

You were hoping I get fired...I doubt you have much clout/mettle.... you seem like the weak, suicidal type.

No one is hoping you get fired.
It's funnier if you stay in your $44/k hand-to-mouth wage hole.

 

[Dennyislife]

I tried to watch one once it was crap.

I can watch sports with natural stop start breaks in them and at stupid times of the dsy but NFL fucking stinks. It's so slow.

I am not a rugby fan but at least that's 80 minutes or so with only one break. Even when a player is injured they carry on.