Introducing the broke bitch collection by betsy resto

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Calling all simps
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That dog chair is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Her parents must be so disappointed they've got a lawyer, a real estate agent, and a thrift store reseller
 
There's no fucking way this cellulite ridden bitch makes it two full 8 hour shifts sitting and waiting for someone to buy her queef-chair.

That popcorn is going to be history after day 1

I really hope a brotherman can visit and take a pic - Im betting this is going to be her Four Markers moment

Also buy her a Biggie Bag and try to do a soft launch into her curdled uterus. For da show
 
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Phish

Them boys would fly in the mud over my house
Shes looked worse than those two pictures, but thats because shes sitting down. Once she stands up and that gut presents itself, all bets are off.
Ya i was gonna say with facetune, makup, and myspace angles she can deff looks good in the face but theyre just illusions. If I showed you a full body shot of her youd laugh and say “awww what the fuck bro that’s disgusting!”
 
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