Introducing the broke bitch collection by betsy resto

[captain_kamala]

That dog chair is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Her parents must be so disappointed they've got a lawyer, a real estate agent, and a thrift store reseller

 

[captain_kamala]

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

$1 popcorn from the sex-circus elephant.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

$1 popcorn from the sex-circus elephant.

I heard that for $50 you can’t get anything you want from Betsy.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Betsy is so fat two guys can fuck her at the same time and never meet.

She’s so fat her blood type is Ragu.

You grab onto Betsy Resto your hands will disappear

When she hails ass she has to make two trips

 

[handsomeblue]

Baroque Bich Collection
"Disco, Funk and Reggaetón will be playing for our enjoyment"

She's messing with us right?

 

[Mike Glyer]

I have so much second-hand embarrassment for this brain-damaged pigwoman.

 

[medium wyzzz]

She's messing with us right?

Maybe

 

[Jizz]

Any new sexy pics of Betsy? BBW lover here.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Baroque Bitches LOVE pocketbooks made out of car seat upholstery

 

[captain_kamala]

Any new sexy pics of Betsy? BBW lover here.

Is this what you like?

 

[captain_kamala]

She's got a big pair of hangers

 

[Jizz]

fawk yeah she is so sexy, great beefers

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Betsy AKA Big-etsy

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

There's no fucking way this cellulite ridden bitch makes it two full 8 hour shifts sitting and waiting for someone to buy her queef-chair.

That popcorn is going to be history after day 1

I really hope a brotherman can visit and take a pic - Im betting this is going to be her Four Markers moment

Also buy her a Biggie Bag and try to do a soft launch into her curdled uterus. For da show

 

[BudDickman]

I think she was going for the Broke Bitch pun. She does seem to have a sliver of self-awareness unlike Pat, who has the mind of lizard.

 

[UnPRePared]

She's messing with us right?

Is that the infamous Tyrone who'll "Fuck yo wife"?

Specifically, "LONG dick style"?

 

[Udders]

Shes looked worse than those two pictures, but thats because shes sitting down. Once she stands up and that gut presents itself, all bets are off.

 

[Phish]

Shes looked worse than those two pictures, but thats because shes sitting down. Once she stands up and that gut presents itself, all bets are off.

Ya i was gonna say with facetune, makup, and myspace angles she can deff looks good in the face but theyre just illusions. If I showed you a full body shot of her youd laugh and say “awww what the fuck bro that’s disgusting!”

 

[DanFielding]

Someone should buy that chair then set it on fire right in front of her.