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International News: 2 hot Lesbians bloodied by teenage boys on public transit for "not kissing" (LESBIAN HATE THREAD)

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I have nowhere else to post this hilarious story.

Melania Geymonat said in a Facebook post that a group of Teenagers demanded she and her girlfriend, "Chris", kiss so they could enjoy watching before beating them.

The teens also started "describing sexual positions" and tossed coins at the women, Geymonat wrote.

"In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it," she wrote.

Geymonat said the next thing she knew Chris was in the middle of the bus fighting with the men.

"On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I'm being punched," she posted, saying that she was "bleeding all over."

After the bus stopped, London police eventually showed up.

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1. Hot lesbian couple pretends they don't love dick, to get attention from men. One of them calls herself "Chris" (no doubt out of shame, knowing the name "Christina" doesn't carry as much weight as "Chris.")
2. They finally get the attention they wanted after all the hand-holding in public, but they quickly change their minds when teenage Muslim boys become interested.
3. The hotter one "starts making jokes" (translation: nervous comebacks that weren't funny) to "make them go away" (Jokes make people go away? If you make people laugh they will stay. If she was insulting them, they would be more likely to engage. Those aren't "jokes." She has no idea how to resolve conflict.)
4. The most hilarious part of this story: The girl who calls herself butch name "Chris" starts pretending to be sick like a fucking possum COWARD. An adult woman backing away from teenage boys, begging off, and pretending to randomly be sick in order to disarm an uncomfortable argument, like someone we know. My tummy hurts!
5. And they wonder why throughout history, women needed male chaperones to run their life. If this happened in America, the judge would be like "Okay, why didn't you just kiss her if you love her so much? Kiss her right now."
6. Her story doesn't even add up. "On an impulse, I went over there to find "Chris" being bloodied." Okay, at what point in the story did you and your "LOVER" separate from each other? Because you never mentioned either of you moving from your seats. This clearly means she is leaving out integral details of the story, likely "CHRIS"tina getting up and trying to "tough guy act" the teenage boys and ending up with a crimson mask. Convenient she left this part out of the story and time travelled. Like a fucking toddler telling a story.

Notice anything about this story? Nobody was there to protect those 2 silly girls. I bet they wish they had a dick on their team that night (more than they usually do.)
 

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Literally how would a group of teens have guessed two normal looking women were lesbians? And why would it go from tossing coins at them to beating them bloody? Somethings fishy, and it AINT their slits. Teehee

You know exactly what those whores were doing. Hand-holding, probably getting extra close, because they NEED everyone to notice them not being interested in dick. LOOK! We're different, okay? We're just cut from a different cloth than every single other woman throughout the history of the world. We're not impressed with the things God designed for us.

They put the merchandise out in the showroom and then got mad when they had buyers perusing the goods. The fact that the story's unbelievable start is the MOST believable part of it is just hilarious.
 

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I have nowhere else to post this hilarious story.

Melania Geymonat said in a Facebook post that a group of Teenagers demanded she and her girlfriend, "Chris", kiss so they could enjoy watching before beating them.

The teens also started "describing sexual positions" and tossed coins at the women, Geymonat wrote.

"In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it," she wrote.

Geymonat said the next thing she knew Chris was in the middle of the bus fighting with the men.

"On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I'm being punched," she posted, saying that she was "bleeding all over."

After the bus stopped, London police eventually showed up.

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1. Hot lesbian couple pretends they don't love dick, to get attention from men. One of them calls herself "Chris" (no doubt out of shame, knowing the name "Christina" doesn't carry as much weight as "Chris.")
2. They finally get the attention they wanted after all the hand-holding in public, but they quickly change their minds when teenage Muslim boys become interested.
3. The hotter one "starts making jokes" (translation: nervous comebacks that weren't funny) to "make them go away" (Jokes make people go away? If you make people laugh they will stay. If she was insulting them, they would be more likely to engage. Those aren't "jokes." She has no idea how to resolve conflict.)
4. The most hilarious part of this story: The girl who calls herself butch name "Chris" starts pretending to be sick like a fucking possum COWARD. An adult woman backing away from teenage boys, begging off, and pretending to randomly be sick in order to disarm an uncomfortable argument, like someone we know. My tummy hurts!
5. And they wonder why throughout history, women needed male chaperones to run their life. If this happened in America, the judge would be like "Okay, why didn't you just kiss her if you love her so much? Kiss her right now."
6. Her story doesn't even add up. "On an impulse, I went over there to find "Chris" being bloodied." Okay, at what point in the story did you and your "LOVER" separate from each other? Because you never mentioned either of you moving from your seats. This clearly means she is leaving out integral details of the story, likely "CHRIS"tina getting up and trying to "tough guy act" the teenage boys and ending up with a crimson mask. Convenient she left this part out of the story and time travelled. Like a fucking toddler telling a story.

Notice anything about this story? Nobody was there to protect those 2 silly girls. I bet they wish they had a dick on their team that night (more than they usually do.)
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Now that you mention it the attackers were 100% Muslim meaning this 100% happened. No group of unruly white teens does shit like this.
Tbh, punching someone in the face is not a muzzie MO, rape and groping is more there speed.

Some nice fisticuffs to the face seems more like the work of our based mayocels.
 

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UPDATE:

“I decided to leave the UK because I felt that I was a victim every day after the attack, as if that episode alone was the centre of who I was. But I am not that episode.

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SOMEBODY HIT 'THE WALL' EARLY!

“The final decision was taken when the boys approached me on social media and I went to the police only to find out that there are no regulations regarding social media harassment, and therefore they could not do anything . I felt that was it.”

“It was pretty hard to understand myself once again in a world where there is so much hate, but my feeling has always been there is so much love, too,” she added. (There would have been more love in the world if you 2 sluts just kissed each other like the boys requested.)

When asked how she felt about the sentences her attackers received, Melania said: “The sentence only reflects that we need diversity and inclusion embedded in our educational system.” (OUR educational system? She's from Uruguay.)

LOL


The teens found her social media and Patposted about her. "Chris" wasn't even her girlfriend, it was some American whore she was on a date with. So she left the UK because the boys messaged her online and the police didn't immediately arrest them? Lmao, they can still message you even if you live in your little country of Urgay, stupid.
 

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UPDATE:

“I decided to leave the UK because I felt that I was a victim every day after the attack, as if that episode alone was the centre of who I was. But I am not that episode.

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SOMEBODY HIT 'THE WALL' EARLY!

“The final decision was taken when the boys approached me on social media and I went to the police only to find out that there are no regulations regarding social media harassment, and therefore they could not do anything . I felt that was it.”

“It was pretty hard to understand myself once again in a world where there is so much hate, but my feeling has always been there is so much love, too,” she added. (There would have been more love in the world if you 2 sluts just kissed each other like the boys requested.)

When asked how she felt about the sentences her attackers received, Melania said: “The sentence only reflects that we need diversity and inclusion embedded in our educational system.” (OUR educational system? She's from Uruguay.)

LOL


The teens found her social media and Patposted about her. "Chris" wasn't even her girlfriend, it was some American whore she was on a date with. So she left the UK because the boys messaged her online and the police didn't immediately arrest them? Lmao,
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UPDATE:

“I decided to leave the UK because I felt that I was a victim every day after the attack, as if that episode alone was the centre of who I was. But I am not that episode.

1_Melania-Geymonat.jpg


SOMEBODY HIT 'THE WALL' EARLY!

“The final decision was taken when the boys approached me on social media and I went to the police only to find out that there are no regulations regarding social media harassment, and therefore they could not do anything . I felt that was it.”

“It was pretty hard to understand myself once again in a world where there is so much hate, but my feeling has always been there is so much love, too,” she added. (There would have been more love in the world if you 2 sluts just kissed each other like the boys requested.)

When asked how she felt about the sentences her attackers received, Melania said: “The sentence only reflects that we need diversity and inclusion embedded in our educational system.” (OUR educational system? She's from Uruguay.)

LOL


The teens found her social media and Patposted about her. "Chris" wasn't even her girlfriend, it was some American whore she was on a date with. So she left the UK because the boys messaged her online and the police didn't immediately arrest them? Lmao,
I want to know what paradise she moved to where attacking gays is illegal but you also get thrown in jail for social media messages. Also how about getting a restraining order instead of giving up when the police say they cant execute someone over naughty DMs.
 

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The fact is is that there are thousands of fags getting assaulted and harassed. What makes this whore so special? Kids at school called me faggot sometimes. Can I get a dramatic B&W portrait accompanying my news article?
She is leaving a massive piece in her story. Very tomlinson-esque ngl.

Yeah I get the teen boys were making fun of them.

But I bet these two decided to be all uppity and were running there mouths at some F/n teens, and found out the consequences accordingly.
 

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BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE!!!


“It became such a sensationalised story,” "CHRIS" says. Chris wrote a piece for the Guardian in June, in an attempt to correct some of the errors – such as how the headlines about them being a lesbian couple were wrong, because she is bisexual. It was of little use. “The narrative became pretty distorted of what actually happened.”

ACKSHUALLY, I am not just a regular Lesbian... I GO BOTH WAYS!!! Isn't that special?

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Because of the media attention, the police rolled out a red carpet for both women. “As soon as it hit the news, I had two police officers showing up at my door,” Chris says. A high-profile court case followed. Watching the footage of their assault gave some solace. “It was shocking to watch,” remembers Ramirez. “The adrenaline had caused me to block out some of the memories. There were moments I hadn’t remembered. When I saw it on CCTV, I felt angry.” But it also felt affirming. “I’d been doubting myself – did I remember things right? Did it really happen that way?

Oh I'm sorry. I forgot about that part where my big studdly man named Christina went over and started swinging at teenaged boys. Thank you for showing me the footage.


Watching the CCTV, Chris was glad to see that she had asserted herself. “One of the biggest distortions of this story was that they walked up to us and said: ‘Kiss’ and we said: ‘No’, and they punched us. I’m glad the CCTV shows that I stood up and physically asserted myself. We weren’t just sitting there being helpless victims.” Ramirez agrees. “I’m so glad we fought back. It’s not so common that women stand up for themselves in the way we did.”

The women will not be drawn on whether they are still romantically involved, although they were not a long-term couple, as was widely reported. “We have a profound bond” is all Ramirez will say. She lives in Barcelona, and Chris in London, but they remain in contact.

Translation: No, it didn't work out because women are not compatible. Also, we immediately became violent, as is the typical Lesbian M.O.

Ramirez doesn’t want her attackers to be punished. “For kids of 15 or 16 to do this, there’s a problem with their education. I think instead of punishing them, it would be better to educate them instead.”

You can take the woman out of the woman, but you can't take the woman out of the woman.
 

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But I bet these two decided to be all uppity and were running there mouths at some F/n teens, and found out the consequences accordingly.

This is exactly what she admitted in the first version of their story. Then the followup revealed that "she did not recall" that they fought back against boys literally half their age. Lmao

Women are hilarious and they have no idea why.
 

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Self proclaimed dykes are the worst a human can possibly be, hate each other the whole time and as you said, need the attention CONSTANTLY.
God, I hate women

Any woman under 30 does the fake lesbian act. It's so tiresome that I enjoy calling them out. Because they inevitably slip up, and reveal themselves to be girly girls who have/would date men.

Recently I got into a real ugly argument with a dyke at work, when she brought up playing the game Animal Crossing (or Stardew Valley or one of those girl games.) I called it a Girly Game because THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!!! :image_9253:

She got so offended that I rightfully remarked that a girl was playing a game for girls. She felt the sting of needing people to see her differently and started arguing with me about nothing. With total sincerity, she unwittingly revealed more about her feminine nature than I ever could assume.
 

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Any woman under 30 does the fake lesbian act. It's so tiresome that I enjoy calling them out. Because they inevitably slip up, and reveal themselves to be girly girls who have/would date men.

Recently I got into a real ugly argument with a dyke at work, when she brought up playing the game Animal Crossing (or Stardew Valley or one of those girl games.) I called it a Girly Game because THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!!! :image_9253:

She got so offended that I rightfully remarked that a girl was playing a game for girls. She felt the sting of needing people to see her differently and started arguing with me about nothing. With total sincerity, she unwittingly revealed more about her feminine nature than I ever could assume.
That's terrible when you could have been even more meanly accurate by stating it's only for boring, lonely, semi-autistic girls as well
 

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That's terrible when you could have been even more meanly accurate by stating it's only for boring, lonely, semi-autistic girls as well

She checks all the boxes. I wasn't trying to go out of my way to create an HR issue, I just wanted her to know I wasn't going to participate in the corny conversation she was forcing me to have with her.
 
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