Insecure fucking faggot

[Chive Turkey]

Yuck, he referred to it as “her”

You’re 43 Pat.

"Not a spec(k) of dust on her, stlaker", the fat man wheezes, as he proudly displays his birdshit-encrusted horseless carriage.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nothing helps a cars value like history of accidents. This thing is close to 200k miles, not first owner, accidents, driven in Wisconsin winters for over a decade (salt damage, pot holes, etc) and not even garage kept. Maybe 4 grand tops, need the Vin to get a more accurate (accident history) value but it’s not the “collectible” he thinks it is. Then again 4 grand might be a lot of money to a bum like him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nothing helps a cars value like history of accidents. This thing is close to 200k miles, not first owner, accidents, driven in Wisconsin winters for over a decade (salt damage, pot holes, etc) and not even garage kept. Maybe 4 grand tops, need the Vin to get a more accurate (accident history) value but it’s not the “collectible” he thinks it is. Then again 4 grand might be a lot of money to a bum like him.

Plus the new bumper he put on a month or two ago is from a California Special so its not even the way it came off the showroom..

 

[T. Booth Willy]

Torque should take a spin through a dealership and check out how much adults pay for their vehicles.

 

[guest]

Why is it okay for Patrick's V8 to run around all over the city? Getting terrible city miles but that guy in the Hummer is a bastard for driving his?

Autistic real answer? Because that guy's Humvee is far more expensive than Fat's shitty Mustang and he's an envious, bitter loser.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Autistic real answer? Because that guy's Humvee is far more expensive than Fat's shitty Mustang and he's an envious, bitter loser.

also Pat can’t afford to even get a newer car, anything happens to his rustang he will be driving an ever bigger piece of shit.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

also Pat can’t afford to even get a newer car, anything happens to his rustang he will be driving an ever bigger piece of shit.

Its hilarious how he has so much brand loyalty but has never bought a ford off the showroom floor to contribute to their bottom line.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Its hilarious how he has so much brand loyalty but has never bought a ford off the showroom floor to contribute to their bottom line.

He's thirst-tagged them in tweets a bunch of times, hasn't he? Have they ever acknowledged his existence in return?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He's thirst-tagged them in tweets a bunch of times, hasn't he? Have they ever acknowledged his existence in return?

Yep.

He actually tagged the CEO of Ford for a pity like then took a victory lap like it was organic and not solicited

He also was pandering heavy at an auto show by tagging them in every post hoping they would reach out and hire him.

Before that he tweeted at them asking for special treatment.

 

[guest]

Yep.

He actually tagged the CEO of Ford for a pity like then took a victory lap like it was organic and not solicited

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He also was pandering heavy at an auto show by tagging them in every post hoping they would reach out and hire him.

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Before that he tweeted at them asking for special treatment.

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Pathetic, especially getting excited about the CEO's "like." Low maintenance of his twitter account is almost certainly one of his assistants' jobs. Even if he liked it himself, he wants your future business, you fat idiot. He doesn't know you're broke and won't ever buy a new car.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Pathetic, especially getting excited about the CEO's "like." Low maintenance of his twitter account is almost certainly one of his assistants' jobs. Even if he liked it himself, he wants your future business, you fat idiot. He doesn't know you're broke and won't ever buy a new car.

Took a quick look at Jim Farley's "Likes" on Twitter. The employee who runs his account "Likes" every comment which tags him with positive comments. Fatso really thought he was a special boy that day. Embarrassing.

 

[guest]

Its hilarious how he has so much brand loyalty but has never bought a ford off the showroom floor to contribute to their bottom line.

I'm a fucking lazy asshole today but I was thinking about an accounting of the milage it must've taken to reclaim that wood for those chairs vs what buying an already manufactured set of chairs would be. Considering it was probably 3+ trips to and from the hardware store. Tools he bought specifically for the twitter chairs, then the sander (which I bet was a separate trip), the screws (again separate), the stain, the wood putty after he realized he split the wood, and however many trips re: the chairs we have yet to enjoy.

Nice carbon footprint, stupid

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm a fucking lazy asshole today but I was thinking about an accounting of the milage it must've taken to reclaim that wood for those chairs vs what buying an already manufactured set of chairs would be. Considering it was probably 3+ trips to and from the hardware store. Tools he bought specifically for the twitter chairs, then the sander (which I bet was a separate trip), the screws (again separate), the stain, the wood putty after he realized he split the wood, and however many trips re: the chairs we have yet to enjoy.

Nice carbon footprint, stupid

The twitter likes are priceless child.