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Do you coach the CC team, Mr. Gibney?some real, "we host the cross country team pre race pasta dinners" energy going on here.
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Do you coach the CC team, Mr. Gibney?some real, "we host the cross country team pre race pasta dinners" energy going on here.
Is volcano nigger a slur yet?The incels at OnA stalk private houses and are not in shape. Look at this Harry guy @Harry Powell :
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Vs Chad Jon checking out natural beauty:
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Who would win? It's pretty clear why we're obsessed with their great lives.
DinduitsIs volcano nigger a slur yet?
Incredibly disappointing to find out that, while Furio is actually a real Italian, he grew up in America and speaks unaccented english. DisgraziataMy mom had this group of crazy party friends that lived ~2 hours upstate of NYC, and one of them was dating Furio. Everytime we'd get dragged along for a 4th of July or Halloween party they'd spend the entire trip hyping me up that Furio might be at the party but he was always too busy. Johnny Brennan showed up a couple times but I didn't know who the Jerky Boys were.
Orange County?My mom had this group of crazy party friends that lived ~2 hours upstate of NYC, and one of them was dating Furio. Everytime we'd get dragged along for a 4th of July or Halloween party they'd spend the entire trip hyping me up that Furio might be at the party but he was always too busy. Johnny Brennan showed up a couple times but I didn't know who the Jerky Boys were.
Over there don't teach Chemistry or Electronics, just saying.does mathletes count?
Even if I never saw a volcano?!@Harry Powell don't listen to the mean OP saying you look worse than Jón Frímann, I think you're just as cool as him!
well obviously not.. but not all chicks care about that sort of thing*Even if I never saw a volcano?!
Nice Beatles, stupidThey filmed the Christopher goes to AA scene in a church in my old neighborhood and it was such a big to-do. They shut down the main street the church was on and the whole neighborhood was out there watching. I was pretty young but I remember how crazy everyone was going about it. Christopher was outside for maaaybe all of 6 seconds but it might as well have been the pope or the beetles with how people reacted.
Ooooh Long Island…
One summer a few years ago I was at this big beach bar in Ocean City, MD, and for some reason Furio was there with a group of people. I walked past and blurted out “Holy Shit, Furio!” and I heard some other dude’s voice say “Oh my God! It’s Furio” almost simultaneously. I could tell he heard us both but didn’t want to acknowledge, and he looked like he’d rather be anywhere else.My mom had this group of crazy party friends that lived ~2 hours upstate of NYC, and one of them was dating Furio. Everytime we'd get dragged along for a 4th of July or Halloween party they'd spend the entire trip hyping me up that Furio might be at the party but he was always too busy. Johnny Brennan showed up a couple times but I didn't know who the Jerky Boys were.
Now I’m gonna kill myself kthxNice Beatles, stupid
You have 60 TB to be ashamed of?TBF I’ve never seen a volcano up close like that and I don’t have 60tb of porn to brag about. You win some you lose some.
7The incels at OnA stalk private houses and are not in shape. Look at this Harry guy @Harry Powell :
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Vs Chad Jon checking out natural beauty:
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Who would win? It's pretty clear why we're obsessed with their great lives.
I would hear Frimann’s mouth breathing from 50 feet away and use my superior cardio and yellow shoes to escape.7
Odds that, that pocket doesn't house a chloroform rag? Has to be 1:1 at least. Then the odds he'd use it on Harry?
Oakland, New Jersey. I have tools and training like @Wisconsin.gov where I have 2% of a clue and make wild declarations without any thought or nuance.What town?
if he lived in the USA he'd own a windowless white econoline van.I would hear Frimann’s mouth breathing from 50 feet away and use my superior cardio and yellow shoes to escape.
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