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My mom had this group of crazy party friends that lived ~2 hours upstate of NYC, and one of them was dating Furio. Everytime we'd get dragged along for a 4th of July or Halloween party they'd spend the entire trip hyping me up that Furio might be at the party but he was always too busy. Johnny Brennan showed up a couple times but I didn't know who the Jerky Boys were.
Incredibly disappointing to find out that, while Furio is actually a real Italian, he grew up in America and speaks unaccented english. Disgraziata
 

cliveowen

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My mom had this group of crazy party friends that lived ~2 hours upstate of NYC, and one of them was dating Furio. Everytime we'd get dragged along for a 4th of July or Halloween party they'd spend the entire trip hyping me up that Furio might be at the party but he was always too busy. Johnny Brennan showed up a couple times but I didn't know who the Jerky Boys were.
Orange County?

Years ago I worked in a photo lab. I started to get what I thought were prank calls asking about the capabilities of the printer. A few hours later Johnny Brennan showed up with a bunch of film to process. Don't know if he was messing with me or not, but he sounded like Frank Rizzo the whole time.
 

bantadant

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They filmed the Christopher goes to AA scene in a church in my old neighborhood and it was such a big to-do. They shut down the main street the church was on and the whole neighborhood was out there watching. I was pretty young but I remember how crazy everyone was going about it. Christopher was outside for maaaybe all of 6 seconds but it might as well have been the pope or the beetles with how people reacted.

Ooooh Long Island…
Nice Beatles, stupid
 

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My mom had this group of crazy party friends that lived ~2 hours upstate of NYC, and one of them was dating Furio. Everytime we'd get dragged along for a 4th of July or Halloween party they'd spend the entire trip hyping me up that Furio might be at the party but he was always too busy. Johnny Brennan showed up a couple times but I didn't know who the Jerky Boys were.
One summer a few years ago I was at this big beach bar in Ocean City, MD, and for some reason Furio was there with a group of people. I walked past and blurted out “Holy Shit, Furio!” and I heard some other dude’s voice say “Oh my God! It’s Furio” almost simultaneously. I could tell he heard us both but didn’t want to acknowledge, and he looked like he’d rather be anywhere else.
He was also dressed in an all-black suit when it was 90 degrees in July.

Not that exciting of a story, but remember when is the lowest form of conversation.
 

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My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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