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In The Red

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Oopsies:

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Pat first introduced us to "In The Red" in October 2020:

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He didn't mention the book again until February 2022 when he said it was half finished.

It remained half finished the last time he mentioned it in April of 2024.

What’s the matter, Pat? Laundry taking up too much writing time?

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Slackjawed Cow

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What happened on November 19 to cause him to have negative tweets? Did Twitter make him delete a bunch?

Pig must be seething at watching that follower count careen to 50,000. The hovel must be shaking, and not just because the structure is very old and Pat is fat and walking around in there.
He has compartmentalized it into " they are leaving his account on twitter but joining his account on bluesky" so its an even swap in his drunken brain. this is the shit he has to tell himself just so he doesnt have a mental breakdown.
 

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Oopsies:

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Pat first introduced us to "In The Red" in October 2020:

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He didn't mention the book again until February 2022 when he said it was half finished.

It remained half finished the last time he mentioned it in April of 2024.

What’s the matter, Pat? Laundry taking up too much writing time?

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Does this six figure professional author really think this is a good idea? Hey, they've already made clear I'm not getting re-signed and they have no interest in further pitches from me. I cost them money and the acquisitions editor on up look foolish for having signed me. I also did a HORRIBLE job promoting the last two books they published, doing almost no media, podcasts, signings, events, or really anything except writing hundreds of aggressive and divisive political tweets a day and then saying "If you like this takedown of Trump and my post encouraging people to beat women in MAGA hats, buy my books".

You're a fucking package, dude. They looked at a guy who was promoting himself and his projects for Angry Robot and said hey this fat guy will hustle. Then you got signed, figured you'd "made it" and spent the entire 3 book deal alienating your audience, attracting trolls and hatred, doing almost no promotion because you'd "made it" and didnt need to, and instead used I'M A TOR AUTHOR AND RICH as your brag to win Twitter arguments. Nobody wants to be in the Patrick business. You could write War and Peace and everybody would pass.

You're not Zack Snyder dude. Nobody is starting #ReleaseInTheRed for you. Tor doesn't want it. Readers don't want it. Your spot in the industry has been filled by someone less mentally ill and more hungry who values selling books over trying to get famous for tweets and being swatted.
 

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Does this doofus not understand they already have a metric that determines if they're going to renew a contract with him? It's called sales, Ricky. Get those numbers up, fat boy.
He's dead in the water. Tor now knows what they bought and what it was worth and won't ever do that again. You also have several forces working behind the scenes now to normalize and allow people to discuss openly what a psycho asshole and bad investment he is. Even Angry Robot knows this now, as they didn't pick up Tiny Tim: A Madea Christmas or any other projects he pitched them.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Does this six figure professional author really think this is a good idea? Hey, they've already made clear I'm not getting re-signed and they have no interest in further pitches from me. I cost them money and the acquisitions editor on up look foolish for having signed me. I also did a HORRIBLE job promoting the last two books they published, doing almost no media, podcasts, signings, events, or really anything except writing hundreds of aggressive and divisive political tweets a day and then saying "If you like this takedown of Trump and my post encouraging people to beat women in MAGA hats, buy my books".

You're a fucking package, dude. They looked at a guy who was promoting himself and his projects for Angry Robot and said hey this fat guy will hustle. Then you got signed, figured you'd "made it" and spent the entire 3 book deal alienating your audience, attracting trolls and hatred, doing almost no promotion because you'd "made it" and didnt need to, and instead used I'M A TOR AUTHOR AND RICH as your brag to win Twitter arguments. Nobody wants to be in the Patrick business. You could write War and Peace and everybody would pass.

You're not Zack Snyder dude. Nobody is starting #ReleaseInTheRed for you. Tor doesn't want it. Readers don't want it. Your spot in the industry has been filled by someone less mentally ill and more hungry who values selling books over trying to get famous for tweets and being swatted.
He could always publish at antelope hill publishing, I think they probably take anything.

"Yes child, I was always a white nationalist. I can't help you and zieg heil Trump was never a real Nazi."
 
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Does this six figure professional author really think this is a good idea? Hey, they've already made clear I'm not getting re-signed and they have no interest in further pitches from me. I cost them money and the acquisitions editor on up look foolish for having signed me. I also did a HORRIBLE job promoting the last two books they published, doing almost no media, podcasts, signings, events, or really anything except writing hundreds of aggressive and divisive political tweets a day and then saying "If you like this takedown of Trump and my post encouraging people to beat women in MAGA hats, buy my books".

You're a fucking package, dude. They looked at a guy who was promoting himself and his projects for Angry Robot and said hey this fat guy will hustle. Then you got signed, figured you'd "made it" and spent the entire 3 book deal alienating your audience, attracting trolls and hatred, doing almost no promotion because you'd "made it" and didnt need to, and instead used I'M A TOR AUTHOR AND RICH as your brag to win Twitter arguments. Nobody wants to be in the Patrick business. You could write War and Peace and everybody would pass.

You're not Zack Snyder dude. Nobody is starting #ReleaseInTheRed for you. Tor doesn't want it. Readers don't want it. Your spot in the industry has been filled by someone less mentally ill and more hungry who values selling books over trying to get famous for tweets and being swatted.
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Rick Roblinson

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You know once the inauguration happens those numbers are going to drop even more significantly. Pat will stay until the bitter end I think. He's said before that he looks at it like ceding territory to the enemy. He also has so much of his personality wrapped up in follower numbers that he's not going to give up seeing 50, 40, 30 thousand "followers" hanging on his every word and waiting for him to direct the charge in Le Resistance.
 

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He could always publish at antelope hill publishing, I think they probably take anything.

"Yes child, I was always a white nationalist. I can't help you and zieg heil Trump was never a real Nazi."

If he was a real, passionate author with talent and drive, and not a "smartest guy in the room", a stealthy geek who is so cool and hot and genius you'd never expect him to be into deep cuts like Star Trek... who thought if he could get into genre fiction he could take over the entertainment world and be on Netflix... He'd be doing the JDA and EVS route and selling thousands of dollars of books upfront himself. Or seeking a new agent. Or breaking up In The Red and publishing it in a periodical or anthology. ANYTHING.

Instead, he's either going to have all his special boy status returned to him with a six figure deal and a blue checkmark or nothing. He was a Liz Clarke beard hair away from getting The Ark or Starship Repo made into a Spielberg film, in his mind, and he's not starting over.
 

chewtoyrapist

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If he was a real, passionate author with talent and drive, and not a "smartest guy in the room", a stealthy geek who is so cool and hot and genius you'd never expect him to be into deep cuts like Star Trek... who thought if he could get into genre fiction he could take over the entertainment world and be on Netflix... He'd be doing the JDA and EVS route and selling thousands of dollars of books upfront himself. Or seeking a new agent. Or breaking up In The Red and publishing it in a periodical or anthology. ANYTHING.

Instead, he's either going to have all his special boy status returned to him with a six figure deal and a blue checkmark or nothing. He was a Liz Clarke beard hair away from getting The Ark or Starship Repo made into a Spielberg film, in his mind, and he's not starting over.
It makes me so happy watching him fail at every "artistic" endeavor he has ever tried, with the added insult being they are the bottom of the artistic barrel (scifi and standup).
 
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