In honor of Father’s Day tomorrow, here is every tweet where Pat brags about his dad or mentions his occupation

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Was it one of those English breakfasts with the fucking baked beans in it? How did you people ever lead an empire?

“WHY YOU STUPID GIT THATS A BEANY MASHY MORNING BREKKY YA CUNT!”

 

[ChildSpitTake]

You could've made more than one post and fix the issue in 2 seconds

 

[SFWA liaison]

there was a tweet of him I can't find rn that basically said he had "surpassed" his parents socially, you know how people say they're the first person in their family to go to college and whatnot? something like that he was saying

forget the fact he abandoned his only daughter vs them raising two, or the fact that he's a drunk bum who spends all day on Twitter

every compliment he gives his parents is to feed his LARP about him being EVEN BETTER than them

 

[guest]

Rodeo bull rider, master electrician, leathersmith, ice roast trucker, NRA teacher, union man, competitive ice skater.

 

[It’s Meboe]

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This is essentially what you did:
hey guys here's 20 instances of Fatrick being a retarded fag

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek

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ok thanks

 

[stealthygeek]

Meboe, for future reference I'd recommend imgbb.com.. you can mass upload photos there just make sure it's set to "BB code full linked." Might need a second post to include them all but it's basic copy pasting at that point.

Also, Patrick S. Tomlinson abandoned his only daughter and has not attempted to regain any sort of custody of her despite her real father dying recently. There are some that suspect this is because of the pedophilia rumors, but who am I to say? Happy Father's Day, Rick.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The fact that he has a daughter and his current wife ignores him abandoning her shows Niki is a massive piece of shit.

 

[guest]

Was it one of those English breakfasts with the fucking baked beans in it? How did you people ever lead an empire?

It wasn't but our baked beans are not in the same sauce as yours.

 

[guest]

i’m not going to screen cap every single one because 1. I’m lazy and 2. There’s more tweets than the limit of attachments

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What an unstable family.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

It wasn't but our baked beans are not in the same sauce as yours.

Holy shit, really? Dude you just explained something that’s bugged me for like 25 years, hell yeah

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

there was a tweet of him I can't find rn that basically said he had "surpassed" his parents socially, you know how people say they're the first person in their family to go to college and whatnot? something like that he was saying

forget the fact he abandoned his only daughter vs them raising two, or the fact that he's a drunk bum who spends all day on Twitter

every compliment he gives his parents is to feed his LARP about him being EVEN BETTER than them

I think I remember that, something like my parents are great because they raised me, the greatest person ever or some shit. Everything always has to be about him no matter what the situation. I think it’s why he’s not at all bothered about the signing away his daughter, his deranged mind can’t grasp the concept that a child now gets all the attention and not him. His addiction to twitter is because he needs attention at all times.

 

[guest]

Holy shit, really? Dude you just explained something that’s bugged me for like 25 years, hell yeah

Yeah, while I've never eaten American baked beans from what I hear they're served in a sweet Molasses sauce. The beans we enjoy as part of a full English breakfast (or even just alone on buttered toast as a light supper - that was one of my go-to meals as a student) are Heinz beans in a tomato sauce.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Yeah, while I've never eaten American baked beans from what I hear they're served in a sweet Molasses sauce. The beans we enjoy as part of a full English breakfast (or even just alone on buttered toast as a light supper - that was one of my go-to meals as a student) are Heinz beans in a tomato sauce.

Beans and toast is based as shit

 

[Chive Turkey]

Father's day was the Friday before last here. My kids' school rewarded me for paying 10 grand US per kid per annum with a shitty breakfast buffet. I don't even eat breakfast so thanks for nothing, stupid.

No egg, bacon and cheese on a roll for @guest !

Yeah, while I've never eaten American baked beans from what I hear they're served in a sweet Molasses sauce

Wait, so American baked beans come in like a BBQ sauce? What the fuck. Here I was ready to join in with the Brit-bashing (Heinz beans do slap, child) but it doesn't work when the Yanks are even worse.

 

[Jenna]

Wait, so American baked beans come in like a BBQ sauce? What the fuck. Here I was ready to join in with the Brit-bashing (Heinz beans do slap, child) but it doesn't work when the Yanks are even worse.

BBQ sauce works with everything. There's not a finger food that takes gross when dipped in it.

But hey, enjoy your shitty European cuisines (France excluded). We haven't figured out how to fry cod and pair it with french fries. Wait we have? Huzzah!

Don't even get me started on Italians. Chicken Parmesan was invented in New York City in the 1950s by Italian immigrants. As American as the goddamn cheeseburger.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Was this one in there?

That's at least the third version I've seen of that story. Oh, I see, he was being funny with this one

This is forum posting 101.

Dan, that's a Dan reference

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Tom Tomlinson has the best work ethic ever, or he’s perpetually fired from jobs and has to find new ones.

I can’t imagine Tommy or Raven is very attractive since they produced two mongoloid children and both were near 40 when Pigs Trotters came out of that sow.

 

[guest]

Tom Tomlinson has the best work ethic ever, or he’s perpetually fired from jobs and has to find new ones.

You saw the Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer shack they live in, right? He's a loser. Probably has a shit attitude and can't handle being told what to do or how to do it (sound like anyone?) Throw a near certain drinking problem on top of that and it goes a long way to explain his "diverse resume." The bum probably couldn't hold down a job for more than a few months at a time.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You saw the Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer shack they live in, right? He's a loser. Probably has a shit attitude and can't handle being told what to do or how to do it (sound like anyone?) Throw a near certain drinking problem on top of that and it goes a long way to explain his "diverse resume." The bum probably couldn't hold down a job for more than a few months at a time.

The fact that he had so many jobs that weren’t at all related shows he was a shit employee and just worked until he got fired then found something else to do that didn’t call his previous job.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Do you know how many internet trolls you can sue for that kind of money!?

$10,000 US? If you only have one child that's less than a tenth of one troll per year. But I mean, math and finance mean nothing to people with 1-point-something Cumulative GPAs. So if you're one of those dunderheads, sue away!