In case you were wondering what gay shit pat was going to post on May 4th

[Clint Ruin]

I'm going to say that he really punched above his weight on this one just because she doesn't weight 300 lbs too.

Those Dumbo ears have to push the needle of that scale up for sure

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

What’s with the flip flops? Do you think they have sex with each others feet or something? I just don’t get it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What’s with the flip flops? Do you think they have sex with each others feet or something? I just don’t get it.

He gets winded tying his shoes.

 

[Stent]

Star Wars peaked and is now (hopefully) going away. I can't see zoomers growing up and being nostalgic for something their parents were already nostalgic for. Every fucking thing was covered in Star Wars characters but nobody really seemed to like it.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Maybe another autist could correct me, but didn’t he say he lost his virginity after a date in 2002 seeing attack of the clones? There’s no fucking way he lost his virginity when he was 17. What fucking person would have had sex with that retard back then. I can’t even imagine what an insufferable faggot he must have been then.

Got you

 

[Nana's stent]

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I saw return of the jedi in the movies when i was a little kid you know the age your supposed to see these movies you MANBOY MO

 

[chewtoycock]

Got you
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He should be beaten to death (in real life, by me preferably) for this post alone. I don't care if it is true or not.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Thats the best he could come up with

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

Thats the best he could come up with

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Piss Play Palpatine was right there, god he's horrible even at this stuff, just an inconsistent fat asshole

 

[Black Pat]

Every adult male who enjoys Star Wars is a pedophile. This is not up for debate.

You're not wrong

"We always say there are two types of pedophiles: Star Trek and Star Wars"

Very old news story, but I'm pretty sure it never showed up on GAF before. http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20050530_106573_106573 The first thing detectives from the Toronto police sex crimes unit saw when they entered Roderick Cowan's apartment was an autographed picture of...

www.neogaf.com

 

[StlakerFatti]

There’s no fucking way he lost his virginity when he was 17. What fucking person would have had sex with that retard back then.

probably to another equally awkward gay sci-fi nerd, he lost his straight virginity to ade.

 

[Honoria]

Even the libs were making fun of that Mark Hamill press conference thing, just awkward.

Also, Kyle played sports and was in the drama club. Isn't HE the real "stealthy geek"?

 

[BudDickman]

Stealthygeek has got to geek



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I want to stomp on those disgusting flipper feet so bad.