Well when you put it like that this Joe guy sounds like a real fawken prawblem.
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In all the years we fucked with Joe, he was never once gay enough to refer to us as "stalkers"
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Advantages of Joe over Pat -
Actually stuck around and raised his daughter
Can admit to his weight problem
His People's Court appearance has been viewed hundreds of thousands of times more than Pat's appearance on Kid Rape in Space on channel 3000, and didn't have to be ensconced in shadows to be presentable.
Is actually well known
Frying pan combat skills > bo staff
His wordy ass posts are better written than anything Pat has ever produced, and features 100% less child prostitution
Invests wisely for the future (Trump cards)
Milla Jovovich > Brianna Wu
Towers above Pat at a manly 6'1"
Has real guns, not Sci fi faggot guns
Number of black men who have farted into Carol's quivering woman hole - 0
Has 100% of a house
Toilet paper is on holder next to toilet as it should be
Has embraced his baldness
Actually infuriates and embarrasses Harley Davidson riders by trying to establish a rapport with them (Fat is just laughed at and ignored, like in high school)
Just like Eric!
Fists unclenched and head held high > "I'm really looking forward to what happens to you neeeeeecksT"
Actually stuck around and raised his daughter
Can admit to his weight problem
His People's Court appearance has been viewed hundreds of thousands of times more than Pat's appearance on Kid Rape in Space on channel 3000, and didn't have to be ensconced in shadows to be presentable.
Is actually well known
Frying pan combat skills > bo staff
His wordy ass posts are better written than anything Pat has ever produced, and features 100% less child prostitution
Invests wisely for the future (Trump cards)
Milla Jovovich > Brianna Wu
Towers above Pat at a manly 6'1"
Has real guns, not Sci fi faggot guns
Number of black men who have farted into Carol's quivering woman hole - 0
Has 100% of a house
Toilet paper is on holder next to toilet as it should be
Has embraced his baldness
Actually infuriates and embarrasses Harley Davidson riders by trying to establish a rapport with them (Fat is just laughed at and ignored, like in high school)
Just like Eric!
Fists unclenched and head held high > "I'm really looking forward to what happens to you neeeeeecksT"
He pal’d around with convicted child molested Jeffrey Hollander (aka Kurt Love) for years. It was shown that he chilled with Jeffrey after he knew about Hollander fucking girls, then he lied and said they were at Bobo’s house rather than his tacky old condo.
Joe Cumia isn’t as evil and useless as the PPP-stealing, disability case Patrick S Tomlinson, but being besties with a child molester is a bit more than “out of touch”. It means he deserves to be beaten to death with a balloeen hammer just like his ghoulish brother.
As Anthony sinks deeper into the calm sea of Obscurity, Brother Joe, as always, goes with him.
He did also admit we were kind of funny. But he's a cock sucking faggot and pals around with child molesters
I’ve suggested it a few times. If we quit paying attention to Pig and focus on the Reverend Faglovitz for a while, he’ll break. He needs us, sweet summer children. We are his whole life.
Honestly the racism and the palling around with Kurt Love are the things I hate about Joe. I’d still rather have a beer and bullshit about music, guns and politics with Joe than either Piggy or Faglovitz. I just don’t think I’d enjoy hearing the racism every other sentence. Sure I refer to black guys as Schwoogies or Jiggaboo’s for comedic effect here, but can you imagine how many times in an hour Joe utters the word Nigger. It rolls off his tongue like sweat rolls down a Schwoogies forehead.
Im not racist, the definition of racism is literally the belief that because of your skin color you’re superior to someone else of a different color. I’m definitely not superior to a Michael Jordan or Magic Johnson, in any way… well maybe that I don’t have HIV and Magic does, but you know. Lol.
No, Slow Joe called us liberal snowflakes all day. Also, he continues to pay neighborhood children to spit in his mouth for sexual reasons, like an SFWA member in good standing.
Wearing fat-colored glasses, you people.
Wearing fat-colored glasses, you people.