Imagine your dog setting your house on fire.

[Juschippinyababe]

Cat people are the worst, partly because of comments like this.

Cat people are usually always faggots that were raised without a father in my personal experience. Cats arent loyal for shit. They will fuck off and live with another family until they get tired of that situation and show back up expecting shit. Fuck them

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

It takes an immense amount of dumb cat brain power to remember a human that it likes, otherwise their default is to hate or like everything.
Dogs have more than double the amount of neurons so they're capable of really smart things like racism and killing children

 

[aRTie02150]

Cat people are usually always faggots that were raised without a father in my personal experience. Cats arent loyal for shit. They will fuck off and live with another family until they get tired of that situation and show back up expecting shit. Fuck them

I find that endearing. They're like drugs addicts but softer.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I find that endearing. They're like drugs addicts but softer.

A buddy had a cat that would fuck off for a few days or a week or two at a time and the mother fucker would always show up bigger. Always make ya think wtf are they eating if it isnt food from another family

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Then you never earned a cat's love!

A dog would love a jacket that smells like you, know why?

CUZ THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID!

And no, I don't own six cats. Anyone that owns more than two should be committed.

Any man who owns more than one should flash a NAMBLA card.

I EARNED that cat’s love!

*cat stomp*

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

She took us there for a field trip one time and let us pet the lambs and shit.

What else did the lambs do? Did they sodomize you? Did they make you perform fellatio?

 

[CQ Beans]

Bad dog! No treat!

I like your beard

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Do you rub its nose in the ashes?

 

[Stent]

I hate walking into the home of someone with a dog. They always have some gross bed set up in the middle of the lounge for their animal to rub it's balls and ass on all day.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bad dog! No treat!

Dammit, I was going to say “bad dog.” Kindly delete your comment. Warm regards, Bonnie.

 

[The DMAN]

Then you never earned a cat's love!

A dog would love a jacket that smells like you, know why?

CUZ THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID!

And no, I don't own six cats. Anyone that owns more than two should be committed.

Any man who owns more than one should flash a NAMBLA card.

Cats are the only animal I don't avoid running over when they're in the street.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Then you never earned a cat's love!

A dog would love a jacket that smells like you, know why?

CUZ THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID!

And no, I don't own six cats. Anyone that owns more than two should be committed.

Any man who owns more than one should flash a NAMBLA card.

I have 2 cats and 2 dogs. With various fosters coming through the house. Never let your wife volunteer at a shelter.

 

[Dog Eater]

Nice barking at the flames, stupids!

Imagine letting dogs inside your house.

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

.... She didn't?

She was cheating on her husband with the black janitor

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Imagine letting dogs inside your house.

And not eating them

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

Notice how the cat immediately took off lol.

Cats are smart and dogs are dumb fucking niggers

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

A buddy had a cat that would fuck off for a few days or a week or two at a time and the mother fucker would always show up bigger. Always make ya think wtf are they eating if it isnt food from another family

Birds

 

[Not Child.]

I like your beard

You are truly a waste of bandwidth...