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Josef Kuminski

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I don’t hate it but it reminds many people of what they hate about workplaces that do corny “team building events” or other mandatory “fun” activities. I worked one place where the VP wanted everyone in the office to get up and dance to a song at 3:00 pm. It’s the only time I ever went to HR because it was such a stupid idea.
I work in a fairly liberal place and there’s a lot respect for work life boundaries and are generous with a lot and there are times when it’s fun to be in the office. But if I had a boss like this who made me participate in a humiliating ritual like this in a work/professional environment, I wouldn’t stop until I got that bitch fired. I couldn’t imagine behaving like this at an office and I’ve gotten intoxicated with my coworkers.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
Yeah the alt just so happened to appear immediately when you stopped posting. Surely coincidental, you lying Chinese Woman.
Is the alt in the room with you right now?
Ah, so you know in-depth the workflow of a Womanly Alternate Account user (the girlies like you call them "finsta")
I thought about it for thirty seconds. NBOY can't conceive of this.
 

PMAN

I fucksh da PUSSY
This is like watching Vince's leprechaun bastard take on Junkyard Dog with loads of other JYD midgets running interference.

We are rather unsettled by @PMAN in particular. Gimmick infringement is no trifling matter and we'll need that changed to Penisman or some derivative thereof or the consequences will be as Jewish as they are devastating.
It's P for PUSSY not fucking penis
 

DMAN

User 61
I thought about it for thirty seconds. NBOY can't conceive of this.

You clearly have foreknowledge of using multiple accounts in the same browser like a faggot. Only a faggot would need to know that. Common sense dictates you login, logout, etc. You're a junkie though so common sense is lost on you, damaged goods. Dented can.
 

CuntFucker

#1 Poster
The average user here is an unemployed alcoholic living in a pile of their own feces and empty beer cans like @Turk February

They look at women wasting time at work and have no reaction because they contribute the same amount to society

They see nothing wrong with it

Bums with 0 experience of hard work - or dealing with females in a professional capacity - are never going to understand why females fucking around at work and being useless is a bad thing
 
The average user here is an unemployed alcoholic living in a pile of their own feces and empty beer cans like @Turk February

They look at women wasting time at work and have no reaction because they contribute the same amount to society

They see nothing wrong with it

Bums with 0 experience of hard work - or dealing with females in a professional capacity - are never going to understand why females fucking around at work and being useless is a bad thing
Joe Cumia is in a U2 cover band called 2U he eats pistachios
 
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