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Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
Turry, your entire opinion here is quite literally a Woman's Point of View.

Fence-sitting, no-opinion sharing, asking other people why they "care" about something... Then why get involved in the conversation, asshole? We don't need our older sister to come in and tell us she doesn't care what we boys are talking about. Lol
HOW DARE I comment in a thread on a forum! DBOY is holding court showing how manly he is! If you don't want to kill every woman on earth you're not a real man!
 

DMAN

User 61
Women owe the DMAN sex, and the DMAN holds a grudge against them for not handing it over.

Turry is probably that little Chinese Girl in the original video who says "itty bitty titties and a bob" wearing a horribly unflattering men's jacket.

You moon-faced Chinese woman with alternate accounts (another very womanly feminine activity... make your opinions known under your own account stupid. Your side jokes aren't funny either.)
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
"Kill all women" sounds like something a faggot would say. "Once all these icky girls are gone the white boys will be forced to fuck me!"
 

DMAN

User 61
HOW DARE I comment in a thread on a forum! DBOY is holding court showing how manly he is! If you don't want to kill every woman on earth you're not a real man!

Stop talking in the sarcastic character voice, you passive bottom.

In reality, yes. If you don't want to grab every single one of those girls by the hair and drag them down the hall so they shut up, you might need to consult someone on your health. Or maybe you just used up all your test cells doing whatever crack or heroin you were addicted to, weak-willed woman.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
"You didn't say kill all women so you didn't give your opinion! I'll ignore all the posts where you gave your opinion!"
 

DMAN

User 61
I remember I didn't mind Gavin until he was literally spreading ass on camera with another guy standing there nearby with his dick out.

Gavin was funny at first, but he always doing shitty, gross, stupid shock stuff with his penis and it's not something The DMAN even wants to see. It's like Jackass but without any good natured spirit to it... It's more like BME Pain Olympics or whatever that was. (never really watched it) Evil to the core.

But in his lighter, non-political stuff, Gavin is at least amusing.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
If you don't chimp the fuck out and fire your gat sideways into your monitor any time a woman makes you upset you're a white knight!
 

DMAN

User 61
"You didn't say kill all women so you didn't give your opinion! I'll ignore all the posts where you gave your opinion!"

We understand your point of view, you don't have to keep re-stating it in this horrible sarcastic character you keep doing. You have a passive, womanly opinion on a matter of men vs. women re: this video.

You didn't get annoyed by the video, you're probably raised by a single mother constantly around her or your grandmothers, like the little Chinese girl you are. You "don't mind" one of the most annoying fucking noises in the world.
 

DMAN

User 61
If you don't chimp the fuck out and fire your gat sideways into your monitor any time a woman makes you upset you're a white knight!

How many times are you going to play this sarcastic character and restate your opinion again and again. This is how girls argue.
 

DMAN

User 61
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You have a pussy, Turry. Girls do this. We see now why you identify with them so strongly. Gen Z boss in a miniiiiieeee!!!!!
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
Making fun of women online is a past time shared by men throughout modern history.

We understand you, being as womanly as you are, have no problem with "the girlies" having their fun. You can tolerate it because you have as much estrogen in your system as they do.

Look at the insult you just used. That reeks of something a bitter woman would come up with against any man. Call The DMAN an "incel" next, just because he dared to tell you that you were wrong about something.

You argue like a chick.
When I was in grade school, me and my buddy got this girl in a chat room to send us a normal non nude pic and as soon as she did we started calling her fat and then she deleted her profile. It was hilarious
 

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
Gavin was funny at first, but he always doing shitty, gross, stupid shock stuff with his penis and it's not something The DMAN even wants to see. It's like Jackass but without any good natured spirit to it... It's more like BME Pain Olympics or whatever that was. (never really watched it) Evil to the core.

But in his lighter, non-political stuff, Gavin is at least amusing.
He definitely is. I remember he had that TV pilot in which he would stay in a random city in the US and worked in some restaurant in order to find a place to stay and raise money.

I wish I could remember the name, but I remember being entertained by it. The guy knows how to entertain to an extent.
 

Voscabulary

you're rendering that scaffolding dangerous
He definitely is. I remember he had that TV pilot in which he would stay in a random city in the US and worked in some restaurant in order to find a place to stay and raise money.

I wish I could remember the name, but I remember being entertained by it. The guy knows how to entertain to an extent.
he was pretty funny in his brief appearance on kenny vs spenny. people still call spenny a greek rapist to this day
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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You have a pussy, Turry. Girls do this. We see now why you identify with them so strongly. Gen Z boss in a miniiiiieeee!!!!!
That's not my DMAN alt, NBOY. Nice try with the hate, though
 

Turry

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This retard thinks you need to logout to use an alt ha ha ha holee shit. He probably thinks the computer works on voodoo, too
 

DMAN

User 61
That's not my DMAN alt, NBOY. Nice try with the hate, though

Yeah the alt just so happened to appear immediately when you stopped posting. Surely coincidental, you lying Chinese Woman.

This retard thinks you need to logout to use an alt ha ha ha holee shit. He probably thinks the computer works on voodoo, too

Ah, so you know in-depth the workflow of a Womanly Alternate Account user (the girlies like you call them "finsta")
 
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