Imagine getting on the subway, maybe headed into our nations capitol to enjoy a nice museum or famous landmarks, and you're greeted with these THINGS

[RealTonySchiavone]

How shocking that a disproportionate amount of furries suffer from "chronic pain"

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Fuckin nauseating. I don't care for these people one bit

DC Furries Take Over the Metro for First-Ever “FurRide” - Washingtonian

Attendees included people in the military, a software engineer, and a nurse.

www.washingtonian.com

Where are those gooks with the sarin gas when you need them

 

[UnPRePared]

Hey, I would like to start a new trend.

I'm a monster, everyone. That's right, I'm no longer human. I am a monster.

At my show tomorrow, I will come out dressed as Frankenstein's monster, and I will sing in grunts and yells. My in between song banter will be about "Fire bad!" and "Cigar good!"

Don't miss my next show in Weert where I'm in a hockey mask singing about Fridays and my mommy issues! That one's dedicated to Ant!

 

[Jenna]

@TorqueWheeler you should make a horror movie about a killer furry cult, you can call it Furry Vengeance and cast Norton in a role with no lines. It'll get the Five Nights at Freddies zoomers and will get publicity when furries inevitably protest the movie.

You could sell Funko Pops of all the murderous furries at Hot Topic, holy shit how has no major studio done this yet?

EDIT: The furries are cannibals who kill and eat humans because it's what animals do.

 

[UnPRePared]

@TorqueWheeler you should make a horror movie about a killer furry cult, you can call it Furry Vengeance and cast Norton in a role with no lines. It'll get the Five Nights at Freddies zoomers and will get publicity when furries inevitably protest the movie.

You could sell Funko Pops of all the murderous furries at Hot Topic, holy shit how has no major studio done this yet?

EDIT: The furries are cannibals who kill and eat humans because it's what animals do.

And you can have a character say "I called the Furry a cannibal BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!"

 

[Petworth dude]

Fuckin nauseating. I don't care for these people one bit

DC Furries Take Over the Metro for First-Ever “FurRide” - Washingtonian

Attendees included people in the military, a software engineer, and a nurse.

www.washingtonian.com

Eh, I've seen worse on the DC Metro. Lanky Black teenagers in balaclavas (or surgical masks) and dark hoodies in the middle of summer leave me a bit more unsettled.

Oh, and sometimes they have on ankle monitors.