Imagine doing this and trying to spin it as "I tore strips off the cops, sounded like a death metal singer and my neighbor thought I was very scary "

[It’s Meboe]

He is 100% crying here. Little crybaby

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is 100% crying here. Little crybaby

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

How did the cops not bust out laughing in his face?

You know the affirmative action 5'2'' cunts didn't, but the chads they ride along with and call for backup were in the background laughing their asses off behind the squad cars, and later in the night shift break room over the pepperoni story

 

[Clint Ruin]

You know the affirmative action 5'2'' cunts didn't, but the chads they ride along with and call for backup were in the background laughing their asses off behind the squad cars, and later in the night shift break room over the pepperoni story

The bodycam footage has probably made its rounds through the whole station

 

[Harry Powell]

The bodycam footage has probably made its rounds through the whole station

Goddamn it is gonna be insane when we get footage of him in cuffs

 

[FranksWirecutters]

The bodycam footage has probably made its rounds through the whole station

They probably found his evidence folder in some detective, that retired last year, desk and started passing it around.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Goddamn it is gonna be insane when we get footage of him in cuffs

His lil corkscrew pecker laying stagnant on his pubis, lacking the mass to even flop as he angrily fights off one 30 year-old female cop that he pretends was 4 canyon boykins

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

They knew the ACLU would be all over them for arresting someone with special needs in the midst of a mental health crisis so they rolled the dice that he wouldn't kill himself and let him go back inside.

 

[FurBurger]

Goddamn it is gonna be insane when we get footage of him in cuffs

I can't wait to see a tiny 1-pixel blur bouncing around the screen covering his dick and balls.

You know whoever has to edit it is going to listen to Pat "tearing strips" off his fellow police officers, and respond by doing the minimum to protect Pat's dignity.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

The way he says 'You' keeps making me think of Eddie Murphy's Cosby impression.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’m pretty sure once the cops realized there was no crime and they were dealing with an unstable individual they were just ready to leave, but Piggy had to scream and yell first. I highly doubt any of the cops felt embarrassed about his tirade. Generally they just roll their eyes and go down more important things, especially in Pats neighborhood, I’m sure there’s plenty of Schwoogies up to no good at 2am in that shithole.

 

[guest]

He seems very proud of his public display of masculine energy. I'm sure he will be very pleased once the bodycam is released

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Lol, so it's a common saying? Boy is my face red.

Never heard it in my life.

 

[guest]

He seems very proud of his public display of masculine energy. I'm sure he will be very pleased once the bodycam is released

Nah, I don’t think he would have said any of that stuff if we didn’t already have the audio.

Hindsight is 20/20 of course, but would have been a good play to keep it out of public for a couple days to see if he said anything.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hilarious that pat thought he gave them a verbal undressing when he was just a screaming drunk with his balls out in handcuffs. They deal with far worse.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

This reminds me of in school when the school-shooty type kid would break down and try to give a speech to the bullies in class.

 

[BudDickman]

I’m pretty sure once the cops realized there was no crime and they were dealing with an unstable individual they were just ready to leave, but Piggy had to scream and yell first. I highly doubt any of the cops felt embarrassed about his tirade. Generally they just roll their eyes and go down more important things, especially in Pats neighborhood, I’m sure there’s plenty of Schwoogies up to no good at 2am in that shithole.

None of those chicks in the Facebook group even knew that he was in cuffs. I think Pat was completely docile while this was happening because he thought he was going to be heard, and then lost it when the cops were like "okay, no murder, let's get out of here" without questioning the fat man.

Notice that the lady doesn't start asking about ex-girlfriend or ex-wife until Pat begins his tirade. It was like she was just trying to appease him by asking those questions.

 

[HotDogJoe]

The bodycam footage has probably made its rounds through the whole station

Will be soon be making its rounds across the entire internet.

I’m going to enjoy what happens neeexxxxxXxxxxXxxxtttuuuuh!

 

[FurBurger]

I highly doubt any of the cops felt embarrassed about his tirade.

Imagine the scene: you're a police officer who (according to Pat) has been called out to investigate a potential homicide, with the shooter still inside the building. You have bravely gone inside, you have secured the unhinged potential shooter without discharging your weapon, either accidently or on purpose. You sweep the building and - Praise Jesus! - no-one is injured, much less killed. No fucked up corpses for you to have nightmares about later; you didn't have to keep a child calm as she bled out in your arms while the shooter kept you pinned down. You've nothing to tell a psychologist that'll raise any alarms. It's been a good day; job well done.

Now you're outside, the adrenalin's wearing off and a fat faggot with bitch tits wearing a bathrobe that's too small to close around his portly frame and hide his child-sized cock and balls is screaming something about pepperoni. There's six of you in uniform facing this fat fuck who is somehow missing the bigger picture and is instead offended that you are not intimately familiar with his personal life.

How are you going to feel bad?