Imagine being 42 years old and tweeting about Klingons

[HotDogJoe]

Pat is literally a pants-shitting retard. He not only watches kids shows like this Klingon shit and The Muppet Show

Him watching The Muppet Show at 41 years of age while providing social commentary on it, including how certain aspects of the show are "problematic", is one of the strangest things I've seen him do. His life is just empty nothingness. He's very fat too.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I'm proud to say I've never watched a whole episode of Star Trek, Dr Who or any other faggotry that fat faggots like Fat enjoy.

Not even Dr Who? Kudos to you, brotherman. I’m not sure I’ve ever met a Brit who doesn’t claim to grow up watching that insipid shit and have some opinion on why it isn’t fucking garbage.

 

[guest]

I mean, I watched the 2004 Battlestar Galactica when it was on tv because my wife at the time was into it, but Jesus Christ I wouldn't go around tweeting about the intricacies and metaphors of people fighting undercover robots

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I mean, I watched the 2004 Battlestar Galactica when it was on tv because my wife at the time was into it, but Jesus Christ I wouldn't go around tweeting about the intricacies and metaphors of people fighting undercover robots

I didn’t watch much of that but I’m still confident it was better than all of Dr Who.

 

[guest]

I didn’t watch much of that but I’m still confident it was better than all of Dr Who.

I've never seen Dr Who but I'm SURE it was better. It was more like a military/war drama than it was a scifi type show.

 

[guest]

I hate Star Trek, but I'd be lying if I said I didnt love watching Tom Baker's Dr. Who on PBS when I was like 4 or 5 years old.

 

[guest]

Not even Dr Who? Kudos to you, brotherman. I’m not sure I’ve ever met a Brit who doesn’t claim to grow up watching that insipid shit and have some opinion on why it isn’t fucking garbage.

It always felt so amateurish and budget (and not in a cool, charming way) even the bits I saw as a kid. Brits do some TV and films well - comedies, period dramas etc. But stuff like sci-fi, cop shows, action movies et al are done much better by Americans.

 

[guest]

I hate Star Trek, but I'd be lying if I said I didnt love watching Tom Baker's Dr. Who on PBS when I was like 4 or 5 years old.

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He tried to kill his mother in law and abandoned his family in his 30s. That's the only fact I know about Dr Who

 

[Meownaw]

I hate Star Trek, but I'd be lying if I said I didnt love watching Tom Baker's Dr. Who on PBS when I was like 4 or 5 years old.

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As gay as that looks at least it has an old charm to it. Piggy likes the dogshit modern version I'm sure.

 

[Jenna]

Piggy likes Doctor Who because it's the perfect character to self-insert himself as. Look at the "get angry stay angry" playlist, it's all the same type of scene. Some alien or robot or robot alien kidnaps the Doctor's hot doeeyed friend or is gonna blow up the planet, and the Doctor arrives to give a big arrogant speech about how stupid the robot aliens are for underestimating the great Doctor. OH YOUVE CALCULATED EVERYTHING CORRECTLY BUT THE ONE FACTOR YOU FORGOT IN THE EQUATION IS THE DOCTOR ALWAYS HAS ANOTHER TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE!

And his tiny little pecker gets rock hard because he wants to be the respected authority figure barking out speeches about how badass he is. His enemies shaking in fear, oh what were we thinking messing with the Stealthy Geek?!?! But real life isn't Doctor Who (no time travelling magic police boxes IRL) he hasn't saved the universe thousands of times, and he sounds like a fucking supervillain whenever he has to write a I AM THE MIGHTY PATRCIK speech. Plus his enemies aren't defeated after the big speech, they're still there tomorrow to continue trolling his fat stupid ass.

 

[guest]

Piggy likes Doctor Who because it's the perfect character to self-insert himself as. Look at the "get angry stay angry" playlist, it's all the same type of scene. Some alien or robot or robot alien kidnaps the Doctor's hot doeeyed friend or is gonna blow up the planet, and the Doctor arrives to give a big arrogant speech about how stupid the robot aliens are for underestimating the great Doctor. OH YOUVE CALCULATED EVERYTHING CORRECTLY BUT THE ONE FACTOR YOU FORGOT IN THE EQUATION IS THE DOCTOR ALWAYS HAS ANOTHER TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE!

And his tiny little pecker gets rock hard because he wants to be the respected authority figure barking out speeches about how badass he is. His enemies shaking in fear, oh what were we thinking messing with the Stealthy Geek?!?! But real life isn't Doctor Who (no time travelling magic police boxes IRL) he hasn't saved the universe thousands of times, and he sounds like a fucking supervillain whenever he has to write a I AM THE MIGHTY PATRCIK speech. Plus his enemies aren't defeated after the big speech, they're still there tomorrow to continue trolling his fat stupid ass.

Why why I gave him every opportunity to fight me in real life with rules and sportsmanship and more safety precautions than he deserved. And his mind probably retreated into fat faggotry fantasies right after he blocked me.

Patrick: "Wouldn't it have been cool if I would have showed up to the boxing gym with a machine gun and just UH UH UH UH UH UH!"

Niki: (rolls her eyes) yes Patrick it would have been so cool. Can we please, please, PLEASE have sex tonight? I already went to CVS and picked up your prescription for Viagra."

Patrick: "no no no I have to go to the bar and write tonight, and pretend to be annoyed when people ask why I'm writing in a fucking bar. I already told you that Niki. God you are so fucking selfish."

Niki: "but Patrick, it's been 2 YEARS since we've had sex-"

*Door shuts*

*Niki cries*

 

[guest]

Why why I gave him every opportunity to fight me in real life with rules and sportsmanship and more safety precautions than he deserved. And his mind probably retreated into fat faggotry fantasies right after he blocked me.

Patrick: "Wouldn't it have been cool if I would have showed up to the boxing gym with a machine gun and just UH UH UH UH UH UH!"

Niki: (rolls her eyes) yes Patrick it would have been so cool. Can we please, please, PLEASE have sex tonight? I already went to CVS and picked up your prescription for Viagra."

Patrick: "no no no I have to go to the bar and write tonight, and pretend to be annoyed when people ask why I'm writing in a fucking bar. I already told you that Niki. God you are so fucking selfish."

Niki: "but Patrick, it's been 2 YEARS since we've had sex-"

*Door shuts*

*Niki cries*

She probably has one of those Hitachi's. It performs when Rick can't. She also has a very large dildo that she keeps hidden from Rick. She pretends it's PCJ.

Alternatively, she could be one of those girls who have a Bad Dragon dildo. Maybe more than one.