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I'm tripping absolute balls rn

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Do you eat hamburgers? so shut the fuck up about harambe
 

TorqueWheeler

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No, because we're not able to handle the reality of being animals because we face no apex predator. Where you have to jump off a cruise ship or wander into Grizzly Bear defending its young territory to get EATEN like some of us should. Why aren't there giant hawks or predacyotls (fuck spelling that) who just casually eat like a few thousand people a day just to survive?

You know the Harambe incident, I know its a meme, I know ooooooooooooooh a black mother was being uncautious at the zoooo so lets fixate on that, but holy fucking shit who cares about humans. We took a proud gorilla, we imprisoned him, and then we assassinated him when he did nothing wrong. The arrogance! We let toddlers around violent pit bulls but we kill Harambe and then send a PR team.

I saw a post on reddit, a giant fucking tray of grilled baby octopi, and once I saw that documentary where octopi have like the same feelings of love and companionship as dogs, I've never eaten octopus. But to see that giant tray of grilled baby octopi, expecting reddit upvotes, like a fucking giant tray of grilled pomerian puppies ready to serve to the elite. I don't know, it just makes me wish dragons existed and again, ate thousands of us a day to survive. Oh that guy from high school got eaten by a dragon!
Agree about Harambe but octopus tastes good so fuck ‘em.
 

chewtoyrapist

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When's the last time a fuckin octopus did shit for you? They suck. I hate those motherfuckers.
For some reason I like the octopi race and I want to hate you, but I get it. I killed feral cats for a few years just for pest control. They're getting out of control again and I may have to take up my air rifle. I also actually kinda hate most cats, so it's a bonus.
 

Kinderman

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No, because we're not able to handle the reality of being animals because we face no apex predator. Where you have to jump off a cruise ship or wander into Grizzly Bear defending its young territory to get EATEN like some of us should. Why aren't there giant hawks or predacyotls (fuck spelling that) who just casually eat like a few thousand people a day just to survive?

You know the Harambe incident, I know its a meme, I know ooooooooooooooh a black mother was being uncautious at the zoooo so lets fixate on that, but holy fucking shit who cares about humans. We took a proud gorilla, we imprisoned him, and then we assassinated him when he did nothing wrong. The arrogance! We let toddlers around violent pit bulls but we kill Harambe and then send a PR team.

I saw a post on reddit, a giant fucking tray of grilled baby octopi, and once I saw that documentary where octopi have like the same feelings of love and companionship as dogs, I've never eaten octopus. But to see that giant tray of grilled baby octopi, expecting reddit upvotes, like a fucking giant tray of grilled pomerian puppies ready to serve to the elite. I don't know, it just makes me wish dragons existed and again, ate thousands of us a day to survive. Oh that guy from high school got eaten by a dragon!
I know what you mean.
 

RoTheHo69

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For some reason I like the octopi race and I want to hate you, but I get it. I killed feral cats for a few years just for pest control. They're getting out of control again and I may have to take up my air rifle. I also actually kinda hate most cats, so it's a bonus.
Uh I was just doin da bit don't shoot cats. I disagree with what was done to Harambe. I feel bad for the people in those pictures that I posted. It was kayfabe. Octopuses don't really piss me off that much, hell I don't even see them day to day tbhwitcha brothamann.

Edit: I never fucked with any octopus either.
 
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J.B. Mauney

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This is Jenna and you:
Jenna is aggressive af, he will beat and smack you and get away with it, Aussie pedophile


Why can't you sleep at night? Seriously what is wrong with you?

Have you ever gone a doctor and been tested?
 

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Why can't you sleep at night? Seriously what is wrong with you?

Have you ever gone a doctor and been tested?
There are 3-4 people using this account dummy. Artemis is fake, what do you got to worry about? You are infact the most sleep deprived, drug-aaddled person I come across. "Energetic" is a heavy word.
 
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