I'm tripping absolute balls rn

[Jenna]

Never give Jenna two half portions and expect me to not eath both.

Raw was so scary tonight

 

[Jenna]

I was watching the mysteries show and they had a woman who died in the 70s while she was playing the paino and there were like a million viable suspects but all of them passed the polygraph test because OF COURSE the polygraph test was shitty in the 70s. I'm starting to hate DNA evidence its like what Patrice was saying you could be walking by a future victim and drop one single hair into her scarf and then the police.

Okay it was a bad idea to log in here, this is not a good place.

 

[Build Black Better]

Never give Jenna two half portions and expect me to not eat both.

Cum again?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Never give Jenna two half portions and expect me to not eath both.

Raw was so scary tonight

Had two white claws faggot?

 

[Jenna]

Cum again?

Its not even supposed to be condescending but its just like fucking I drink liquor, I get drunk, there's still liquor. I get high, there's still weed. Right? And I'm not a cokehead because I know my personality is too addictive for that so its like a luxury thing for me. But like you give me a thing "take half now and save the other half for another day", I take the half and then 10 minutes later take the other half and like yeah okay so you were right, I made a mistake, are you happy??

I was supposed to make dinner hours ago but cant even fathom the reality of microwaving some nuggets even thought it is SO FUCKING SIMPLE. My throat would close and reject them but my stomach is empty and wants their sustinence. Like imagine an empty nightclub but the bouncer outside is still keeping everybody out, nothing about that scenario makes sense.

 

[Jenna]

WHY HAS NOBODY MADE A MOVIE, an animated children's movie, where a young male polar bear club falls in love with a female seal. Its literally the most beautiful interpretation of the Romeo & Juliet story but everyone is obsessed with penguins which are quirky but NOT as cute as seals!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

WHY HAS NOBODY MADE A MOVIE, an animated children's movie, where a young male polar bear club falls in love with a female seal. Its literally the most beautiful interpretation of the Romeo & Juliet story but everyone is obsessed with penguins which are quirky but NOT as cute as seals!

Write the treatment.

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'm starting to like @Jenna

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

WHY HAS NOBODY MADE A MOVIE, an animated children's movie, where a young male polar bear club falls in love with a female seal. Its literally the most beautiful interpretation of the Romeo & Juliet story but everyone is obsessed with penguins which are quirky but NOT as cute as seals!

I think that's what Norm of the North was about.

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[Jenna]

Write the treatment.

No, because we're not able to handle the reality of being animals because we face no apex predator. Where you have to jump off a cruise ship or wander into Grizzly Bear defending its young territory to get EATEN like some of us should. Why aren't there giant hawks or predacyotls (fuck spelling that) who just casually eat like a few thousand people a day just to survive?

You know the Harambe incident, I know its a meme, I know ooooooooooooooh a black mother was being uncautious at the zoooo so lets fixate on that, but holy fucking shit who cares about humans. We took a proud gorilla, we imprisoned him, and then we assassinated him when he did nothing wrong. The arrogance! We let toddlers around violent pit bulls but we kill Harambe and then send a PR team.

I saw a post on reddit, a giant fucking tray of grilled baby octopi, and once I saw that documentary where octopi have like the same feelings of love and companionship as dogs, I've never eaten octopus. But to see that giant tray of grilled baby octopi, expecting reddit upvotes, like a fucking giant tray of grilled pomerian puppies ready to serve to the elite. I don't know, it just makes me wish dragons existed and again, ate thousands of us a day to survive. Oh that guy from high school got eaten by a dragon!

 

[RoTheHo69]

You know the Harambe incident, I know its a meme, I know ooooooooooooooh a black mother was being uncautious at the zoooo so lets fixate on that, but holy fucking shit who cares about humans. We took a proud gorilla, we imprisoned him, and then we assassinated him when he did nothing wrong.

It's because of you that people feel the need to show lesser beings who's boss. The gorilla and humanity was just minding it's business until the balance was disturbed by people being too whiney about it. Balance had to be restored because you cause disharmony.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I saw a post on reddit, a giant fucking tray of grilled baby octopi, and once I saw that documentary where octopi have like the same feelings of love and companionship as dogs, I've never eaten octopus. But to see that giant tray of grilled baby octopi, expecting reddit upvotes, like a fucking giant tray of grilled pomerian puppies ready to serve to the elite.

I took an octopus out of the tank and stepped on it and lit it on fire. I don't even eat that shit I just thought the natural order needed to be enforced.

 

[RoTheHo69]