I’m tired of the friction, I’m now a patposter who wants to fit in. Ask me anything.

[Nigger John]

Thoughts on ‘the never ending story’?

 

[The Shah of Iran]

This thread is like a fat woman reacting to being scolded for eating the last piece of birthday cake by eating everything in the fridge at once.

 

[NoBacon]

Oh boy what did I say this time that got you all mad. The UFO shit? Don’t you have a busy day of playing with toys?

Playing with myself because I love porn! That’s all that matters!

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

We don't want you, go away and kill yourself.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Playing with myself because I love porn! That’s all that matters!

Go to Mass

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

I love porn, video games and I’m an intellectual, I review Hollywood movies.

AMA

Have you ever stuck a foreign object in your ass for pleasure? If so, what was it? Did you bust your nut while it was in there?

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

To be honest I find the people obsessed with Cumia who never listened to Opie and Anthony when they were on radio/satellite weird.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Cool it on the narcissism, Bacon Child.

You're still on those SSRIs huh?

 

[NoBacon]

Have you ever stuck a foreign object in your ass for pleasure? If so, what was it? Did you bust your nut while it was in there?

Yeah I stroll around swing states and get raped by migrants who deserve to be here and are victims if oppression and need a better life. I also deserved it for being white.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

Yeah I stroll around swing states and get raped by migrants who deserve to be here and are victims if oppression and need a better life. I also deserved it for being white.

What makes you cum harder, assplay or working yourself into an outrage?

 

[NoBacon]

What makes you cum harder, assplay or feigning outrage?

Throwing pet cats into Haitian houses.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Throwing pet cats into Haitian houses.

Dumping motor oil in a lake

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I found a guy on Pornhub who reads scripture. He's Chinese I'm actual dying at this there's ads and thumbnails all around it of girls getting pumped. I just wanted to find some Jesus themed porn.

Pornhub

www.pornhub.com

edit nvm there's Jesus porn https://www.xvideos.com/video.khhkeem1e6d/jesus_and_his_followers_banging_sinner

 

[Steve Ramone]

NHI invented religion to control us.

 

[Hoolies]

Both you and Sue wouldn't keep running into these spats if you were large-cocked Canadian men predominantly concerned with your aging parents and viral videos of baby animals. Food for thots, fellas.

 

[UnPRePared]

Bonus points for you @NoBacon if you tell us your babies are gone.

 

[RoTheHo69]

worthless branches of obscure philosophical ways of arguing

(Nobody can disagree with anything he says about anything)

 

[PickleRickle]

Omg Paul Weimer mentioned his birthday today. Best day of muh fuckin' life.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

All you got to do is be a bigger loser than Pat...

for eg, be fat and call him fat...or, have massive debt and make fun of Jackie's bankruptcy, be a hick, and make fun of Adrienne, etc etc.

you're doing well there, buddy

can I get my ear nibbled, or maybe send me a dick pic

(unless you apologise for calling me 'evil', you know what comes next) & I don't mean you during a prison-rape

gwaan now you subservient somali

 

[JebJoh]

NHI invented religion to control us.

Us? Or just the retards?