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Last year I told myself I was going to off myself if I didn't get my shit together by the halfway point of this year. I completely stopped visiting goofy sites like this at new years to try and use my time more efficiently but that has not done anything for me, in fact it's probably made things worse because I've probably missed out on a tonne of funny shit that would have made the days a little funnier. (Hands down funniest moment in the sub was Joe on The People's Court, incessantly denying being a pedophile even though nobody there accused him of being one, then the guy who fucked with his gigs being revealed to be an even bigger piece of shit than Joe.)
I've got nothing going for me and I'm not going to allow myself to become a fat fucking slob who is content mooching off his family his entire adult life like Joe Cumia.
I have been putting it off for a while because there was a bunch of shit I wanted to see, like how the euro's played out, the McGregor fight, I wanted to read Norm's book again, the Dillashaw fight, I even convinced myself that I was one of the ten people who gave a shit about the Cannonier/Gastelum fight but there's no chance I can convince myself that I give a fuck about Jake Paul and Tryon Woodley.
Anyways, I thought you guys would get a kick out of the guy who drew all those goofy cartoons of people offing themselves, offing himself. I'm gonna get shitfaced, walk my dogs one last time and then do it. I'll probably also trash my pc so that my family can't see that I chose to spend my free time catching up on the latest happenings in the lives of a negro white supremacist who got bummed by a tranny, a fat retard who likes to pretend he's in one of the uncoolest bands of all time, and a fat retard who likes to pretend he's a scientist even though he just writes awful, gay books with space as a backdrop.
Call me a faggot, I don't care, I'd just like to give a quick shout out to my Mum, she's the best, and shout out to Rich Vos who will be performing September 16th to 18th at the Funny Stop in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio.
Your mom's box.
Chris
I've got nothing going for me and I'm not going to allow myself to become a fat fucking slob who is content mooching off his family his entire adult life like Joe Cumia.
I have been putting it off for a while because there was a bunch of shit I wanted to see, like how the euro's played out, the McGregor fight, I wanted to read Norm's book again, the Dillashaw fight, I even convinced myself that I was one of the ten people who gave a shit about the Cannonier/Gastelum fight but there's no chance I can convince myself that I give a fuck about Jake Paul and Tryon Woodley.
Anyways, I thought you guys would get a kick out of the guy who drew all those goofy cartoons of people offing themselves, offing himself. I'm gonna get shitfaced, walk my dogs one last time and then do it. I'll probably also trash my pc so that my family can't see that I chose to spend my free time catching up on the latest happenings in the lives of a negro white supremacist who got bummed by a tranny, a fat retard who likes to pretend he's in one of the uncoolest bands of all time, and a fat retard who likes to pretend he's a scientist even though he just writes awful, gay books with space as a backdrop.
Call me a faggot, I don't care, I'd just like to give a quick shout out to my Mum, she's the best, and shout out to Rich Vos who will be performing September 16th to 18th at the Funny Stop in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio.
Your mom's box.
Chris