I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding... if Pat suffers from hypertension, why doesn't he cut down on drinking and eat healthier?

[FatPatsBaps]

I had a wedding this past weekend of one of my best friends from Uni. Ceremony on Saturday but started boozing Friday morning. By yesterday, I was absolutely feeling like dogshit due to the sustained alcohol consumption over just 3 days.

How Patrick manages to keep that going without even thinking “huh, I should take a month or two off and go for a walk outside” is absolutely baffling to me.

Edit: I am 10 years younger than the hog, I should say.

He closed bars since he was 18, and stopped when he was 24. He knows what he's doing, child.

 

[Turk February]

As if alcoholics needed another thing to be ashamed of, here comes Pat as a new collective rock bottom.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Hey, after a hard ten minutes spent taking a selfie at the gym he needed the 15 grams of protein in that 900 cal trough of tacos.

That was funny - claimed he “needed the protein” and the tacos barely had any meat and were majority lettuce / sour cream / cheese etc. which explains why he looks so bad.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Remember, his blood pressure was so good he boasted about it on twitter like all normal healthy people do.

It was so good it got him bumped up on the list to get his Covid shot first with the elderly and very sick.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It was so good it got him bumped up on the list to get his Covid shot first with the elderly and very sick.

Pat was in the same group as my elderly mother, lol. What a faggot.

 

[stealthygeek]

I forget exactly how he misspelled "furious", but it was something like The World's Most Furrios Man.

Not a typo.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Not a typo.

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Look at those tiny arms!

 

[SFWA liaison]

by pointing out he's a bar bum we inadvertently activated his ODD, and now he will never quit alcohol because that'd be letting the idiots win

 

[FatPatsBaps]

That was funny - claimed he “needed the protein” and the tacos barely had any meat and were majority lettuce / sour cream / cheese etc. which explains why he looks so bad.

They say you are what you eat.

 

[RickReternal]

I wonder what early 20th century scottish singers would be like. Drunk and unemployed belligerents most likely.

But back on topic, Pat used to maintain that his blood pressure problem was some kind of super power. I forget exactly how he misspelled "furious", but it was something like The World's Most Furrios Man. His entire life is a silly embarrassing drunken larp. (Pat too! Ha ha! Love ya, miss ya, Ray!)

Buttjuice420 hoisted this touching misspelling from the archives.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

That was funny - claimed he “needed the protein” and the tacos barely had any meat and were majority lettuce / sour cream / cheese etc. which explains why he looks so bad.

It really is the funniest part. His LARP doesn't even extend to basic knowledge of nutrition in this era.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It really is the funniest part. His LARP doesn't even extend to basic knowledge of nutrition in this era.

Weight lifter Pat is one of most annoying personalities - especially since we see what he looks like and it’s clear he doesn’t work out seriously as he claims. Nobody looks at him and thinks “wow, that guy works out!” and since he does nothing but lay around and tweet he’s like a veal.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Buttjuice420 hoisted this touching misspelling from the archives. View attachment 192731

I bet he spelled it that way since it looks like he’s at the character limit and the rest of his nonsense was more important than the proper spelling of his daughter’s name. Another example of twitter being the most important thing in his life - above his daughter.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Felony health advice, child.

 

[1073waaf]

He should be going to the gym. Going to the gym and eating better.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He closed bars since he was 18, and stopped when he was 24. He knows what he's doing, child.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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The rapist unlocked his account?

 

[chewtoyrapist]

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It's fucking astounding that he still openly associates with this credibly accused rapist nigger/nigger rapist while pouncing on any opportunity to dogpile and cancel someone or send someone to prison for the crime of hurting his ego. Pat has secrets begging to be uncovered.