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I’m so sorry, Pat

Sputnik

Females arent funny
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When You say outside the Arizona memorial Patty fatkins do you mean on the boat? In the theater before they take you out? Because on the actual memorial (it’s essentially a shallow grave) they discourage talking whole heartedly and encourage you to take in the whole experience as it’s very somber.

Pat was undoubtedly was childed multiple times for being a loud fat asshole and this story is all his cope.
 

Total Tranny Death

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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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One of his (and other fantastical liars') tells is he never starts his sentences with a first person pronoun when he's lying. For example he doesn't say "I talked to a zero pilot". It's "Talked to a zero pilot", "Had one of Rommel's..."

His other tall tales follow similar patterns. Fat too
He knows he is an uninteresting faggot that he has to lie about the most mundane things just to try and gain credibility on the topic.
 
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