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The "what were you in rehab for?" killed it though. You know what they say: END ON A STRONG NOTE!
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Typical sheboon who can't stand another woman getting any kind of attention. What do you do when the boys say nice things about me? Do you suck your teeth and mutter a lame 'rasta' insult to yourself every time it happens? Aww!
"Tee hee! I'm a junkie schizo nigger whore who's so selfish, I refuse to give up drugs and alcohol and take my meds so the state will allow my keeids to stay with me! Hey, boys! Here's a picture of my disgusting excuse for tits, quato belly button, thinning greasy wool I call hair, and a used up cocoa-buttered snatch stretched out by a constant stream of pavement apes! Pick me, pick me!"
He got greedy.The "what were you in rehab for?" killed it though. You know what they say: END ON A STRONG NOTE!
I'm probably answering your bit literally, but do you really think Torquie and Torquis de Lard are the same person?You meant to do that as @The Torquis de Lard.
Also, can I say watching you freak the fuck out when I don't reply within 15 minutes is just *chef's kiss*
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On that note, if anyone else wants a go on Lolpig Morgan, I think I'm ready to share him. I've got him and his alts wound up to the point where anything I post gets about six replies, so I think he's good to go.
Remember, Torquey - I just said you could be my prison wife; I never said we were exclusive. Also I'm a violent pedophile. I raped Cakehorn when he was 10, and I'm proud of it. Mmmm glug glug glug I love cum yummy
Don't get too excited that was the peak. No offense to the CWO of course.Lmao I’m just getting caught up with this thread (all 35 pages of it it ffs) and if this is an indication of what’s to come, I’m in for a treat.
There's a really funny impression on page 35, that guy's hilarious!Don't get too excited that was the peak. No offense to the CWO of course.
Don't get too excited that was the peak. No offense to the CWO of course.
You're incorrigibleTalking about a peak, i’ve got a peak for you RIGHT HERE! (points at penis).
edit: Oh no I meant to post this from @The Torquis de Lard!
You meant to do that as @The Torquis de Lard.
WHO THE FUCK AM I?!
"Post your titties and your butthole": Spoken like the debauched, uncultured, neanderthal, grunting knuckle-dragger who has nothing better to offer men but a dirty schizo shitpipe.
Told you she obliterated her.This is the greatest thread ever hahaha
I feel like kullakuhn with all those initial downvotes. Sniff.This is the greatest thread ever hahaha
The missing out on a sound system part?I feel like kullakuhn with all those initial downvotes. Sniff.
You cannot change the past or foresee the future brotherman, the only thing we can do is let Lucy guide us through the present.I feel like kullakuhn with all those initial downvotes. Sniff.
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