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Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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Being wasted is a shit excuse. I just stopped drinking and I'm embarrassed and ashamed of some of the things I've said and done. But I've never tried to get someone fired from their job over internet shenanigans.
No bacon egg cheese on a roll this morning…

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
 

RobertMewler

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I really don't give a shit, she's going to stay old and bitter nothing will change.
I'd take out my tampon and show you I haven't reached menopause yet (and photograph it next to the Pat sculpture head) but that's the sort of dirty, disgusting thing you would do. :sick: This new chapter in my life is fucking awesome (forest land paid in cash and new beginnings in a normal white society) while all you can do is hope your landlord doesn't raise the rent or that you get raped during a break-in. Although you might like that. You are a sex-crazed psycho after all.
 
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I'd take out my tampon and show you I haven't reached menopause yet (and photograph it next to the Pat sculpture head) but that's the sort of dirty, disgusting thing you would do. :sick: This new chapter in my life is fucking awesome (forest land paid in cash and new beginnings in a normal white society) while all you can do is hope your landlord doesn't raise the rent or that you get raped during a break-in. Although you might like that. You are a sex-crazed psycho after all.
You gonna have some babies or what? The Jews can make it happen even if you’re 40+. You just have to do a little Satanic embryo-sacrificing to get a good one.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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I'd take out my tampon and show you I haven't reached menopause yet (and photograph it next to the Pat sculpture head) but that's the sort of dirty, disgusting thing you would do. :sick: This new chapter in my life is fucking awesome (forest land paid in cash and new beginnings in a normal white society) while all you can do is hope your landlord doesn't raise the rent or that you get raped during a break-in. Although you might like that. You are a sex-crazed psycho after all.
Yeah thats me. Sex crazed psycho.
 
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