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I'm so sorry, Eric.

Turry

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This reddit post fucking stinks
Baphomet is a French bastardization of "Mohammad" from the First Crusade. A lot of the Knights Templar were arrested and executed for worshiping him as a deity. The same Knights Templar who went on to found numerous secret societies who worship Baphomet to this very day.

Turry Precision (it's like Boq Precision but it's interesting and true)
 

Harry Tasker

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Baphomet is a French bastardization of "Mohammad" from the First Crusade. A lot of the Knights Templar were arrested and executed for worshiping him as a deity. The same Knights Templar who went on to found numerous secret societies who worship Baphomet to this very day.

Turry Precision (it's like Boq Precision but it's interesting and true)
Where can I read more about the knights Templar that YOU recommend?
 
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Baphomet is a French bastardization of "Mohammad" from the First Crusade. A lot of the Knights Templar were arrested and executed for worshiping him as a deity. The same Knights Templar who went on to found numerous secret societies who worship Baphomet to this very day.

Turry Precision (it's like Boq Precision but it's interesting and true)
Yeah I know. But starting a sentence or paragraph with "baphomet would be disgusted" is fucking gay and sounds like looney troons shit. He would be disgusted? Yeah, would he?
 
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WWFD

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Blood and sex juice ✅
Doesn't do laundry ✅
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Classic thinkpad user.
 

Prison Enjoyer

Enjoying prison! 😁
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Edit: Hildy needs a call from me what’s his number?

He has two cells, try both. He picks up every time according to Space but hangs up when he realizes it's a scoundtroll.
 
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He has two cells, try both. He picks up every time according to Space but hangs up when he realizes it's a scoundtroll.
Numbers please? NVM I'm stupid lol.
 

RickReternal

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It doesn't strike me as autism but he definitely has something.
Eric’s stupid. I think he’s nearly as dumb as Pat with even less awareness. Pat knows on some level what a fucking idiot he is. He doesn't believe all the bullshit he spouts about being a late bloomer on college honor roll. Eric thinks he’s close to genius while being retarded.
 

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Eric’s stupid. I think he’s nearly as dumb as Pat with even less awareness. Pat knows on some level what a fucking idiot he is. He doesn't believe all the bullshit he spouts about being a late bloomer on college honor roll. Eric thinks he’s close to genius while being retarded.
Hildy's LinkedIn bio is WILD
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