I'm so fucking tired of idiots who think they know better

[Guest]

First of all, none of that ever happened.

Second of all, you're blaming an internet forum for how YOU raised your kid? So you stopped by to give people a lecture about swearing? This isn't a forum for children so none of what you said is in any way relevant or appropriate.

Relevant point as always.

 

[Dog Eater]

after she rushed me the fuck over there on the sabbath

KIKE.

You are a jew.

 

[Toast]

You have to remove A/C units in the winter?

 

[CuntFucker .]

You're one of my favorite posters, but I'm not going to read this, Abe.

 

[Niggerotchi]

You're one of my favorite posters, but I'm not going to read this, Abe.

I read it, although I was jarred at the mention of the sabbath, his jewish mother really needs to go to mass.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I read it, although I was jarred at the mention of the sabbath, his jewish mother really needs to go to mass.

 

[The DMAN]

Please provide a trigger warning for the F-word next time, Abe.

In all seriousness, I feel bad using it as much as I do in my home. Some wigger solicitor came to the door and after using certain language, my kid ran to my wife and said "Mom! Mom! There was a fucking faggot at the door!" Not that it offends me, but I feel bad for the atmosphere it creates using that level of harsh language around family. I know that goes against O&A ethos but kids that age should be picking flowers and watching Bluey, not calling people faggots.

That's a good kid right there. Give em a cookie.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

KIKE.

You are a jew.

Big if true!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

KIKE.

You are a jew.

Am not. I'm not explaining it for the millionth time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You have to remove A/C units in the winter?

You definitely should.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're one of my favorite posters, but I'm not going to read this, Abe.

It's a diary fagpost. No one should've read it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I read it, although I was jarred at the mention of the sabbath, his jewish mother really needs to go to mass.

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Big if true!

Again, I'm not a jew, and I'm not going to keep explaining myself.

 

[Dog Eater]

Am not. I'm not explaining it for the 6 millionth time.

 

[JebJoh]

Am not. I'm not explaining it for the millionth time.

Exactly what I’d say if I was a Jew. Well played.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'M NOT A FUCKING JEWWWWWWWWW!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

KIKE.

You are a jew.

Hey, SHIT Eater, why don't you comb through my posts for the 6 million instances of me explaining how I lied about being a jew to get roles in Hollywood, was buried in a jew cemetery and subsequently am not allowed into heaven unless someone exhumes and reburies me in a cemetery for people?

Like how you RUEENED my storytelling 6 million times before.

 

[Dog Eater]

Like how you RUEENED my storytelling 6 million times before.

I feel both bad and highly amused about this.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I feel both bad and highly amused about this.

You should feel bad. You should feel bad enough to pry open a manhole cover and drown yourself in a sewer. I'm the greatest storyteller of our time. I'm like Mike Birbiglia, except funny and not a faggot shlub.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

So glad my mom died before dad did.

He just recently redid some attic insulaton and wiring shit without even telling anybody. Super self tought handy boomer guy. I'm sure all his work is a shoddy fire hazard nightmare but at least he can do it him-fucking-self.

If mom was still alive and my dad wasn't she'd need to be institutionalized. Incapable of basic problem solving like yours. Always there to bitch and moan and give unsolicited advice.

Women, am I right, gang.

 

[According to My Cock]

Again, I'm not a jew, and I'm not going to keep explaining myself.

What does it matter if you're stuck in Jewish hell?