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I’m sick of hearing about the Barbie movie

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My wife brought the kids to my office yesterday and we went for lunch. There were these two American or Canadian lesbians (one huge fat one covered in scribble tatts, the other butch with a Spartacus flat top) at a table near us with a baby in a buggy. They talked about wanting to see this movie. So now I've seen someone irl do that
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❀️bonnie simp❀️
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This is nothing new. We had fags crying over video game consoles decades ago. People literally weeping over Sonic versus Mario or whatever. The whole Chris Chan thing or whatever from Kiwifarms basically came out of the Sega vs Nintendo console wars with Sega's massive marketing campaign. They gave a bunch of a kids a free Sonic based shopping spree and next thing you know the kid is raping his own mother and hallucinating that portals are opening to cartoon dimensions. His entire identity was built around the Sega brand.

But even then go back further and look at sports. Is rooting for Barbie vs Mission Impossible any less rampantly homosexual than rooting for the Cubs versus the Yankees? No. The fags that sit around watching sports are just as pathetic. They sit on the couch watching people play games with totally arbitrary rules. You put a ball into a basket from this distance and you get three points!!!! No different than watching Barbie and pretending she is a real person accomplishing anything or whatever.

Politics is like this as well. Even O&A played this off with the radio wars of them versus Stern or a bunch of other places. Of course voting doesn't really matter. But being an O&A Pest actually could ruin the lives of people or greatly harass them which was hilarious.
Fuck GayStation, Xbox rules!
 

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FAGGOT
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chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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I reside within driving distance of The Capital Grille in Paramus and still am stuck with my reservations for 2 at 6pm July 29th. CQ_1's cowardice means I have to take the wife and get a babysitter for the gerls.
 

gassers

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I reside within driving distance of The Capital Grille in Paramus and still am stuck with my reservations for 2 at 6pm July 29th. CQ_1's cowardice means I have to take the wife and get a babysitter for the gerls.
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