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Im renting Ricks air Bnb

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
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I’ve thought about doing this extensively. The key is you need to do something that isn’t actionable and so realistically speaking, what are you going to do? I think your best bet is going to be hanging out with him and coming back here with the details about your conversation ‘round the fire pit.

Me? I’d leave an upper decker. You can fish my disgusting log out of the water tank with your hands, pig. I don’t even use Airbnb so you and your lifetime ban can fuck right off.
 
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I’ve thought about doing this extensively. The key is you need to do something that isn’t actionable and so realistically speaking, what are you going to do? I think your best bet is going to be hanging out with him and coming back here with the details about your conversation ‘round the fire pit.

Me? I’d leave an upper decker. You can fish my disgusting log out of the water tank with your hands, pig. I don’t even use Airbnb so you and your lifetime ban can fuck right off.
Im going to show up on a Harley with a case of Miller Lite and offer him a beer
 

stealthygeek

Bigger than Netflix
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I’ve thought about doing this extensively. The key is you need to do something that isn’t actionable and so realistically speaking, what are you going to do? I think your best bet is going to be hanging out with him and coming back here with the details about your conversation ‘round the fire pit.

Me? I’d leave an upper decker. You can fish my disgusting log out of the water tank with your hands, pig. I don’t even use Airbnb so you and your lifetime ban can fuck right off.
Film a PST-themed porno with Heidi Hildeman and Betsy Resto and then send it to him. Yell "brace for impact!" before you blow a load on Betsy's face, etc.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Honestly, just stay at the hovel, don't do anything to his property, then post proof that you stayed there.

He has yet to acknowledge that he is an Airbnb host, so he obviously doesn't want to talk about it for whatever reason. He will just silently seethe like the bitch that he is.
For the last 3-4 days he’s been responding “No you’re not” and “You will be obliterated if you try” to a troll saying that they’re coming to stay at the half-hovel. I think that’s acknowledging it?
 
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