I'm Pretty Sure Patrick Murdered A Woman In Texas In 1974-

[FurBurger]

Snack the Ripper

 

[Mikekeke]

Albert Fishsticks

Joseph Metheny

"Back home, he mixed the prostitutes’ flesh with a mixture of beef and pork, forming it into little patties. Over the next several weekends, he would sell these little patties out of a small barbecue stand opened for the occasion on the side of the road."

 

[DanFielding]

The Boston Gobbler

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Ed Lien

 

[guest]

Legit police artist sketch from a Forensic Files II episode tonight-- he can't keep getting away with it! View attachment 30276

EDIT: this reads so much better if you push play on the YouTube video and let the music play while you're reading it.

Tonight, we look into a case of a woman who was brutally murdered but not raped because her attacker couldn't get it up. The twist? Her attacker wasn't BORN until 6 years later. How did this morbidly obese manchild gain access to advanced alien time travel technology; and if so, why does he still not have the ability to write above the level of a freshman?

Also: who are the Reddit rascals? A cyberstalking terrorist organization, or a bunch of middle-aged internet trolls who pray to Satan to gain sexual powers?

And finally: we look into a missing person's case. Police say a man named "CoonSkin" disappeared shortly after pulling the greatest rib on his beloved Nana of all time.

Join me. Perhaps may be able to solve a mystery.

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[CuckQueen]

And causing them to gain weight

Jeffrey Dumber
John Wayne Gay-cy
Andrei Chick-fil-ao

Albert Fish n Chips
Charles Manchild
Fed Bundy

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Albert Fishsticks

Joseph Metheny

View attachment 30331

"Back home, he mixed the prostitutes’ flesh with a mixture of beef and pork, forming it into little patties. Over the next several weekends, he would sell these little patties out of a small barbecue stand opened for the occasion on the side of the road."

That looks like someone given a shitty hardcore wrestling gimmick

 

[guest]

Maybe its an artist sketch of Tommy G. Tomlinson? Nothing surprises me anymore.