“I’m paid to think and write about these things”

[1073waaf]

I literally get paid to write about Tiny Tim in space, child.

 

[stealthygeek]

Rick's not even the science authority within his own family. Varsity Kyle wins again.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

He was paid $100,000 to write three books (Gate Crashers, Starship Repo, and In The Black) over the course of three years, totalling $33,000 per year before taxes, the salary of a Denny's waitress, and he became the most arrogant cunt on planet earth about it.

Imagine how much of an insufferable faggot he'd be if he was actually a sustainably successful novelist, like Larry Correia.

 

[Honoria]

He's paid to use his thinkin' meats.

 

[PorqueDealer]

He was paid $100,000 to write three books (Gate Crashers, Starship Repo, and In The Black) over the course of three years, totalling $33,000 per year before taxes, the salary of a Denny's waitress, and he became the most arrogant cunt on planet earth about it.

Imagine how much of an insufferable faggot he'd be if he was actually a sustainably successful novelist, like Larry Correia.

That's his best bit.
He caught lightning in a bottle with getting Galen as his agent, the AR deal who helped heavily promote his stuff then straight into a Big4 contract.
SFWA were backing him and getting other gigs (science channel etc). He had successfully pandered to twitter culture and was on the fringes of the cool table. Drumpf was giving him easy material. Had it all and blew it through ego.

I hope Pat is involved with the swattings because amazon and netflix need documentaries

 

[guest]

I'm paid to skim Wikipedia articles then be an arrogant cunt to people online.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Had it all and blew it through ego.

He's also a fat fucking drunk.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He has nobody to blame but himself for his career and life being in shambles.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Fatrick ALWAYS delivers the new tarded content

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Patrick, where is your daughter? When is the last time you spoke to her?

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

This asshole thinks he's a top scientific mind. Probably because he seeks out the absolute dumbest people to talk to on twitter. And both of them think they're having a discussion that's going to shape humanity.

 

[N64 Cube]

He's the absolute authority on science! He researched Jupiter of 12 HOURS!!

 

[Steve Ramone]

Why is he arguing make believe? NO CHILD YOUR MAGIC PRINTER CANNOT PRINT HYDROGEN TIMES INFINITY +1

 

[The Talking Dead]

He is just impossibly hateable. The epitome of every akshully faggot you find all over reddit - regurgitating shit he read somewhere once and trying to present himself as an expert.

 

[AliceWorquer]

He's trying to tell a guy why an imaginary technology won't work, because he's decided on an arbitrary limitation. Why would scarcity be a problem in a reality that has molecular printers? Just get the fucking hydrogen from elsewhere.

"That's not how any of this shit I made up works"

What an absolute hateable cunt.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

You haven’t been paid to do that in years, piggy
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You are literally talking to a science fiction author.

Well, since you are communicating through the written word, you are not literally talking, author.

I’m paid to think and write about these things.

You WERE paid to think about Space McDonald’s and to write schlock containing derivative premises, plots, and characters bound together with teenage girl snark posing as dialogue.

…that’s not how any of this works.

And you rely heavily on cliches and buzzwords.

There is literally…

You did it again here, the second unnecessary instance of a worn-out filler word, just to be a cunt about the

regolith

A word you didn’t know until yesterday.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Patrick, where is your daughter? When is the last time you spoke to her?

He met his daughter several times. I’m sorry you’re so stupid, little baby nigger child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat puts the "fiction" in Science Fiction. He thinks getting drunk everyday and googling the answer is just like being a scientist.

 

[guest]

He hasn’t had a contract in years and is currently trying to get a publisher to buy a book nobody wants because it’s such a stupid idea.

Big shocker, the least important people in our society believe that they are the most important.

 

[OhDara]

Pat is actually an expert on planets because he too is large enough to have his own gravitational field.

Also fat