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I’m on day 47 of no coffee and I want to legit hurt people

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
What do you buy for them? My crow bros are all about peanuts in the shell, fruit and ground beef.
Mostly peanuts but occasionally tuna fish and chicken salad from the the can. They get my leftover blueberries blackberries and raspberries that I eat like a faggot. Cherry tomatoes too.

Craig specifically will get pieces of steak and gristle from the steak and sometimes pieces of chicken breast.

I'll boil eggs for them but the eggs always lead to fights and I get enough people staring at me as I'm feeding them.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
Mostly peanuts but occasionally tuna fish and chicken salad from the the can. They get my leftover blueberries blackberries and raspberries that I eat like a faggot. Cherry tomatoes too.

Craig specifically will get pieces of steak and gristle from the steak and sometimes pieces of chicken breast.

I'll boil eggs for them but the eggs always lead to fights and I get enough people staring at me as I'm feeding them.
Damn Art!! Those niggers are eating better than me! I love peanuts and chicken salad and blackberries!!!
 

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
Damn Art!! Those niggers are eating better than me! I love peanuts and chicken salad and blackberries!!!
They deserve it. I assume people give them McDonald's or whatever when I'm not there and I know they probably eat a bunch of other garbage but I make sure to give them shit I know they'll like. They're so healthy and shiny that it makes me jealous.
 
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