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I’m on day 47 of no coffee and I want to legit hurt people

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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I have a job and 2000 extra a month isn’t enough
How. What the fuck are you spending your money on? You get 2k extra a month for disability, AND you work a full time job. There is no fucking way rent for a single bedroom apartment is more than $2000 a month in Washington. No fucking way. Do you spend money on uber eats 3 times a day or some shit? Most of your bills are paid for by the government (Jews). You don’t even drink coffee now. Explain yourself Jew boy.
 

TorpidSloth

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Jim. Are you sure youre really even a white man? Complaining about a free 2k a month. Whining about your beauty sleep. Crying about "PTSD" (fake). Whining about fucking everything. Jesus shut the fuck up and get a job you lazy nigger. You sound like a pampered white bitch or a layabout welfare queen. Idk which one. If YOURE what the white race is supposed to be, were fucked. Grow a fucking sack already. Stop crying about everything or just convert to Judaism already. FAGGOT!!! Much love. Hope all is well. God bless you in your struggles.
You got the queen part right.
 
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How. What the fuck are you spending your money on? You get 2k extra a month for disability, AND you work a full time job. There is no fucking way rent for a single bedroom apartment is more than $2000 a month in Washington. No fucking way. Do you spend money on uber eats 3 times a day or some shit? Most of your bills are paid for by the government (Jews). You don’t even drink coffee now. Explain yourself Jew boy.

My apartment is 1400. That’s one of the cheapest ones in my town. I’ve never done uber eats.

And no, I pay insurance and electricity. So that’s almost 300 right there. So 1700.

Gas and weekly food burns that 2000 pretty fast. That’s why I’m trying to move back to the mid west.
 

Voscabulary

you're rendering that scaffolding dangerous
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My apartment is 1400. That’s one of the cheapest ones in my town. I’ve never done uber eats.

And no, I pay insurance and electricity. So that’s almost 300 right there. So 1700.

Gas and weekly food burns that 2000 pretty fast. That’s why I’m trying to move back to the mid west.
ever consider van life? you seem to have a rather minimalist lifestyle, so why not downsize whilst giving yourself an excuse to travel more
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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My apartment is 1400. That’s one of the cheapest ones in my town. I’ve never done uber eats.

And no, I pay insurance and electricity. So that’s almost 300 right there. So 1700.

Gas and weekly food burns that 2000 pretty fast. That’s why I’m trying to move back to the mid west.
So the government pays all of your bills. How the fuck do you not have money? You work a full time job.
 

Agent Smith

You are a plague and we are the cure.
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That’s why I’m trying to move back to the mid west.
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Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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West coast
West coast is for faggots, everyone agrees. Th e government still pays 90% of your bills. Even if you make minimum wage full time you are netting cash every month. What are you spending money on that you’re not saying? Also, Nigger Jim the barista is breaking a niggas ribs right now.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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If the government paid my bills and let me keep a full time job I would cry.
You would have money to build a fortress for your crows. That would actually be pretty bad ass.

“Why is there a fortress here? Who lives there?”

“Some weird Puerto Rican. He has a bunch of crows he talks to all of the time”

“You shouldn’t call people Puerto Rican”
 

aRTie02150

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You would have money to build a fortress for your crows. That would actually be pretty bad ass.

“Why is there a fortress here? Who lives there?”

“Some weird Puerto Rican. He has a bunch of crows he talks to all of the time”

“You shouldn’t call people Puerto Rican”
I spend around $30 a month on those fuckers. Granted some of the things I feed them are leftovers or things that are about to go bad.

Maybe I can contact some wildlife department and have them cut me a check for my services. I just want my birds to be happy. Even the silly looking mourning doves that often fly over when I'm feeding the crew.
 
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