Im just fonna say whay we are all thinking.

[guest]

People who claim to appreciate the taste of alcohol are lying fags. I don't care if it's a $300 bottle or a $30 bottle, it all tastes like shit and it all gets you drunk. Scotch in particular is fucking terrible. "Notes of mud puddle, wood stove and vanilla" fuck off.

Calm down bro

Come dance with us

Rrrrrape

 

[guest]

Party rock!!!@!@ party rockers in the house 2night

 

[guest]

We just wanna see you..


Shake that

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Party rock!!!@!@ party rockers in the house 2night

Dougie, where the fuck are you? It's 12:40pm here.

 

[guest]

Dougie, where the fuck are you? It's 12:40pm here.

Im in fawkin asia!!!!!!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Tomorrow is Canadian Thanksgiving. You're gonna be hungover on Canadian Thanksgiving?

 

[guest]

Tomorrow is Canadian Thanksgiving. You're gonna be hungover on Canadian Thanksgiving?

Im about to beat you out of youe xonciousness!!!!!!!

I no play

Steveo no play

Hahahhahaha i love you!
Evwrybody fuxki. Jukp!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Im in fawkin asia!!!!!!!!

Jesus Christ, Dougie. You're white and you're over 5'5", you should be getting swarmed by sideways snatch like you're fuckin David Carradine.

 

[guest]

Jesus Christ, Dougie. You're white and you're over 5'5", you should be getting swarmed by sideways snatch like you're fuckin David Carradine.

Haha. It has happenes. Ive fuxked heaps already but i used dating apps. Why am i shy at clubs?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Haha. It has happenes. Ive fuxked heaps already but i used dating apps. Why am i shy at clubs?

I don't know, do you speak whatever freaky slant language they do? I could see that being a barrier for myself.

 

[guest]

I don't know, do you speak whatever freaky slant language they do? I could see that being a barrier for myself.

Yeah i speak enough.

 

[guest]

If i ask to dancw ans thwy rwjwct me ill broos lile jim norton

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah i speak enough.

How do you say "hey there, sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?" in Chinese?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If i ask to dancw ans thwy rwjwct me ill broos lile jim norton

Fuckin DYKES

 

[UnPRePared]

People who claim to appreciate the taste of alcohol are lying fags. I don't care if it's a $300 bottle or a $30 bottle, it all tastes like shit and it all gets you drunk. Scotch in particular is fucking terrible. "Notes of mud puddle, wood stove and vanilla" fuck off.

Abe, I love ya, but I also love a good Scotch, and Whisky (see what I did there?)

It's the bite, I admit that unless it's a really good Scotch, the taste is lacking. But a smooth one? Can't touch it.