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I'm hungry again.

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I forget what the fuck I ordered. Probably miso soup or some other dull shit I don't like.

Get the homemade packets of Miso Soup and make it yourself. I dunno if they have asian supermarkets in your part of canada but it's like $9 for a 20-pack, just boil some water.
 

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Get the homemade packets of Miso Soup and make it yourself. I dunno if they have asian supermarkets in your part of canada but it's like $9 for a 20-pack, just boil some water.
I would love to but I can't stir.
 

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I should explain as a former kindergarten teacher misidentified animals are one of my favorite jokes because it upsets children but isn't cruel in any way. It's purely fun.
 

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I should explain as a former kindergarten teacher misidentified animals are one of my favorite jokes because it upsets children but isn't cruel in any way. It's purely fun.

I'm a big fan of calling dogs kitties and cats puppies. The animal loves it but their owner gets annoyed.
 

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I'm a big fan of calling dogs kitties and cats puppies. The animal loves it but their owner gets annoyed.
You ever go to a friend's house and just tell them their pet is yours and they're being forgetful?
 
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