I'M GONNA LAY MY HEAD ON THE FUCKING TRAIN TRACKS

[guest]

I am not a leaf I wouldn't know.

Well now you do.

 

[guest]

Wait. I mean NOOOOOO Abe! You have so much to live for! Like.. Well.. I'm sure you can think of something...

 

[UnPRePared]

Abe,

You're doing it again. You're always a pisser when you get into the Ghostly Gin and Tonics. Gets you all antsy in your ethereal pantsy, threatening to send yourself to the after-afterlife.

If I had a pound note for every time you threatened to set yourself on fire, I could go and buy the remastered re-release of Calling All Stations on vinyl that Tony Smith refused to send to me as a courtesy (fucking cunt).

Back to the Ginger Beer and Wheatgrass with you!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe,

You're doing it again. You're always a pisser when you get into the Ghostly Gin and Tonics. Gets you all antsy in your ethereal pantsy, threatening to send yourself to the after-afterlife.

If I had a pound note for every time you threatened to set yourself on fire, I could go and buy the remastered re-release of Calling All Stations on vinyl that Tony Smith refused to send to me as a courtesy (fucking cunt).

Back to the Ginger Beer and Wheatgrass with you!

I don't want to live in a world where Ray Wilson has to pay for his own albums. I'M GONNA GO TO THE ZOO AND FEED MYSELF TO THE FUCKING POLAR BEARS

 

[guest]

I don't want to live in a world where Ray Wilson has to pay for his own albums. I'M GONNA GO TO THE ZOO AND FEED MYSELF TO THE FUCKING POLAR BEARS

They get fed just fine. Go out on the tundra and feed some of those homeless bears

 

[UnPRePared]

I don't want to live in a world where Ray Wilson has to pay for his own albums. I'M GONNA GO TO THE ZOO AND FEED MYSELF TO THE FUCKING POLAR BEARS

I need to invite you to the Villa one of these days, let Gosia make you a home cooked Polish meal.

Don't tell her you have a gluten allergy, she'll laugh that it's not real and make you eat bread anyway.

Probably also force you to do yoga for your suicidal tendencies, as well.

 

[Meownaw]

I don't want to live in a world where Ray Wilson has to pay for his own albums. I'M GONNA GO TO THE ZOO AND FEED MYSELF TO THE FUCKING POLAR BEARS

I don't want to live in a world where someone buys a Ray Wilson album by choice.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I haven't been to the zoo since I was a kid. I remember a baboon was right up close to the glass and I was looking right at it then it puked and started jerking off. I also remember another time my dad had me on his shoulders so I could see down into an exhibit and I freaked out and started squirming around because I'm scared of heights and almost fell off. I could've been the Harambe kid.

 

[UnPRePared]

I don't want to live in a world where someone buys a Ray Wilson album by choice.

You and every other American, you Phil Collins fellaters.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Stop and stare
I think I'm moving, but I go nowhere

I'M GONNA GO TO THE ZOO AND FEED MYSELF TO THE FUCKING POLAR BEARS

These cheerin' y'up there, buddy?

 

[guest]

Make sure you keep your mouth closed, Abe. You don't want to accidentally swallow the thing while you bust in your pants

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You and every other American, you Phil Collins fellaters.

So so so so so so sudio?

 

[Stent]

Abe wants a train run on him?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

are you ok there fella?

was your ex Lady Di?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Well now you do.

Canada sucks. I love paying $40 for a 30 rack.




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