I'm gonna give Rick credit for once

[Sean Baird]

Pat knows how to disappear. Just ask his daughter.

She's already on her third, besT father.

I like to imagine that someday Annabelle will be a grown woman on the dating scene and, after a few cocktails, will tell some unwitting gentlemen caller that her biological father was an internet lolcow who threatened to murder her before she was even born because her second father stole her and her mom from him with his giant penis. But then he died. So her now-father is some schlub her mom married because she needed a place to stay. That scenario is actually going to happen some day. Lol.

 

[Username]

I have never seen Rick react to a news story like this before.
Ever.
I agree, Rick - something is very weird about this.

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This is precisely how he killed Bernell.

When has Pat shot a hand gun 20 ft in a live, dynamic environment with a moving reactive target?

Is he shooting rats outside the hovel or boasting about his clean kill on Bernell?

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Patrick seems very excited by this murder. It’s very similar to how Bernell was murdered. They say that some killers with get a rush from reliving their murder and this story is giving Pat a perfect excuse to relive it publicly. It’s time the police brought him in for questioning.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Patrick seems very excited by this murder. It’s very similar to how Bernell was murdered. They say that some killers with get a rush from reliving their murder and this story is giving Pat a perfect excuse to relive it publicly. It’s time the police brought him in for questioning.

Something tells me this is how Pat will handle when his case against the MPD is tossed. He’s gonna try to kill at least one of the cops involved. Then he will get “his” Justice.

 

[PickleRickle]

 

[TorpidSloth]

Definitely wasn't Pat

 

[Steve Ramone]

Haha, should have bought a bulletproof vest.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

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Garlic butter saw ruled

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Haha, should have bought a bulletproof vest.

Cheap fucker,could have had a suit of Kevlar.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I hate it when he tries to sound like a Delta operator talking about shooting or war. FFWBT

My thoughts exactly. We’ve all seen the pictures of him at the range - he holds the pistol like a literal retard.

 

[TorpidSloth]

My thoughts exactly. We’ve all seen the pictures of him at the range - he holds the pistol like a literal retard.

This is what Pat thinks he looks like on the range

 

[Phish]

Get them, children. Leave no one standing.

Thats what UHC regularly does

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Let's forget about the waste of life that is Patrick Tomlinson for a moment, and get the Forums thoughts on the assassination: WWAW it?

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

When has Pat shot a hand gun 20 ft in a live, dynamic environment with a moving reactive target?

Is he shooting rats outside the hovel or boasting about his clean kill on Bernell?

He’s probably counting the times he has shot his nerf gun at the TV

 

[DanFielding]

Pat at the range

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Cheap fucker,could have had a suit of Kevlar.

His health insurance refused to cover it.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

I dunno, the fed just announced China has hacked literally every single piece of data we have and we should literally stop texting each other unless it's encrypted.

Yeah I would hate for China to know what I'm having for dinner and what movie I decided to watch today.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I have never seen Rick react to a news story like this before.
Ever.
I agree, Rick - something is very weird about this.

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This is precisely how he killed Bernell.

All the murderer has to do is ditch his mode of transportation, his backpack containing the murder weapon, and all of his clothes, then jump on the subway!!! Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy!!!! You know how midtown Manhattan is notorious for not having cameras anywhere!!

If the NYPD wants to catch this guy, they will. Love Pat talking about this authoritatively as though getting away with murder in broad daylight in New York City, when the victim is a member of the wealthy elite, is easy. Since Pat says it's easy for him to get away, I guarantee he's caught by the end of the week or earlier.

 

[Lunkhead]

Footage of the shooting:



"r/InterestingAsFuck" Dude, reddit is so cool. Using big boy curse words, staying up past bed time, giving mom the middle finger when she tells me to turn down the RATM. "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!" - Zac De La Rocha

Link without having to login to gay ass reddit:
http:// old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1h6v27d/video_footage_of_unitedhealthcare_ceo_brian/

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I figured he would run with the narrative that this guy was a vigilante who's grandma died choking on her own blood because the cartoon insurance ceo denied her claim while laughing maniacally/jewishly.