I'm going rehab today....

[Africa.com]

Hey man I had to do the same, I tweaked my back a while ago. Just do whatever your Physical Therapist says and you'll be alright.... oh

 

[Cumtown Fags]

lol, I do have my shit together functionally, it's more for other health issues TBH, but they're a bit personal so mind ur beeswax

Should've taken PrEP like Norton, my dude.

 

[cachorro]

Addicts and drunks are fucking dummies. Instead of rehab why not just try functioning like a normal person? I got 12 steps for you, step 1 - stop getting fucked up, steps 2 to 12 - keep doing step 1. Fuckers.

-sent in jest from recovery living facility I occupy for the 9th month in 2 years

I liked your post until the faggot ass “aww I’m just kidding it’s perfectly okay to be a loser addict, I’m one too!”

 

[TorpidSloth]

Good luck, matey

 

[NoBacon]

If they tried to put me in there, I'd be like "No!"





Nah, just pulling your pud. Have a good one!

Try to make me go to rehab and I said no I’d rather die at 27 like a vagrant

 

[Dog Eater]

Try to make me go to rehab and I said no I’d rather die at 27 like a vagrant

Never mind rehab I think most people would have settled for her having a shower and not sharing needles.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Try to make me go to rehab and I said no I’d rather die at 27 like a vagrant

The funny thing is that she died because she tried to stop drinking altogether rather than weening herself off booze slowly, which is apparently what you do when they start measuring your blood in ABV.

 

[NoBacon]

The funny thing is that she died because she tried to stop drinking altogether rather than weening herself off booze slowly, which is apparently what you do when they start measuring your blood in ABV.

I had a girlfriend when I was 21 who couldn’t stop drinking for this reason, if she tried she started shaking, would go sickly pale white and just fall apart. She needed a drink to survive and that would always become bottles of vodka till she passed out.

Fyi @NoBacon's Aborted Child this was the mother of my aborted baby. Since then, I separated from those types of people, got a degree and turned my life around. The child, if it was even mine (it probably was but may not have been) and if it even survived (I don’t know how it got to 8 weeks at all) then it would have been one of those alcoholic babies. I’m not making excuses, it’s still murder but there’s some context, maybe it will make your unfunny stories actually be funny.

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

Good luck lil buddy! I hope the hep C B D Z clears up!

 

[The Shah of Iran]

it’s still murder but there’s some context,

In my eyes, at best it's euthanasia and I absolutely don't judge you. It's a tough decision to make without the idea of religious beliefs but I can't see how a life of retardation is a gift of any kind. I don't look down on anyone for disagreeing with that, it's a situation which I'm happy to admit that I'd be fucked trying to deal with it.

wow this got serious and loose womeny real quick. Um. Dan Mullen raped me in all my holes when I was 14

aaaaaaaaaaand we're back

OK look I'm on edit number 2 or 3 here, can't remember it all gets hazy after the second joint (have fun in rehab @LockedHDD__Pot ) The 1st one was because the post was all mopey and I wanted to bring us back to the laughs and shit and the 2nd was because I spelled something wrong. Just getting out in front of this incase there's a thread titled Poorly Grammaticalized Post Editing White Niggers and I'm getting called 'baby-boy' and being asked what the matter is.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You got this pal
Proud of you!

 

[Peckas]

You can! For the low low price of roughly 80 grand!

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

When filling out your intake forms, let them know where Rich Vos will be performing.

Use the thought of telling us all “it’s been 30 days since I’ve had a drink or drug in my body, folksh” s motivation

 

[Turk February]

I had a girlfriend when I was 21 who couldn’t stop drinking for this reason, if she tried she started shaking, would go sickly pale white and just fall apart. She needed a drink to survive and that would always become bottles of vodka till she passed out.

Fyi @NoBacon's Aborted Child this was the mother of my aborted baby. Since then, I separated from those types of people, got a degree and turned my life around. The child, if it was even mine (it probably was but may not have been) and if it even survived (I don’t know how it got to 8 weeks at all) then it would have been one of those alcoholic babies. I’m not making excuses, it’s still murder but there’s some context, maybe it will make your unfunny stories actually be funny.

Lol. Your son was an underaged alcoholic and you killed him. You're a HORRIBLE parent.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

does anyone wanna gimme some loving?

Good luck buddy. You're one of my favorite posters here. I know da shhtruggle folkssshh.

 

[Peckas]

The funny thing is that she died because she tried to stop drinking altogether rather than weening herself off booze slowly, which is apparently what you do when they start measuring your blood in ABV.

Withdrawals can kill you that’s why I go with the 3x3 protocol I made up You wake up and instead of a drink you take 3mg lorazepam every 6 hours for 72 hours then go down to 2 by 2 for two days then one by one for one day congratulations you’ve detoxed

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Withdrawals can kill you that’s why I go with the 3x3 protocol I made up You wake up and instead of a drink you take 3mg lorazepam every 6 hours for 72 hours then go down to 2 by 2 for two days then one by one for one day congratulations you’ve detoxed

You're actually wise to use Lorazepam just in case you're slightly hepatically compromised, Loraz' are metabolised by glucuronidation, so wont add any extra strain

 

[Turk February]

Withdrawals can kill you that’s why I go with the 3x3 protocol I made up You wake up and instead of a drink you take 3mg lorazepam every 6 hours for 72 hours then go down to 2 by 2 for two days then one by one for one day congratulations you’ve detoxed

I do a week long taper with beer. Tedious shit, but reasonably safe and cheap.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I do a week long taper with beer.

I wondered why you were so slim & sexy