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I’m going nuts again; life is gay

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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I could have sworn we were friends and I had a signed photo of you sitting somewhere around here until this post and now I just feel like a fool.
I'll always love you. Like Dolly Parton. Like Whitney Houston. I just can't trust animals that can stand up and have hands. Also bunnies because they're like the only mammal without pads on their feet so they're obviously a product of Satan.
 

TheGhostOfBernellTrammell

Reup on diapers tomorrow hmu
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I'll always love you. Like Dolly Parton. Like Whitney Houston. I just can't trust animals that can stand up and have hands. Also bunnies because they're like the only mammal without pads on their feet so they're obviously a product of Satan.
I'll accept your apology on the condition you kiss me, but we can do it behind the curtain with no cameras if needed.
 
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