Im getting kicked out of my room tomorrow

[NortheastPhilly]

Everything is packed and in my car. This is fawkin it boys, you’ll never hear me complain as long as I live unless its about blacks or kikes. Im pretty annoyed that they told me I couldnt stay in the room for my last few weeks while on leave but either way Im thrilled to get out of this hellhole.
I think Im gonna buy a tent and camp for a few weeks before my big road trip that will start in September.
You all got me through a hard time blah blah blah, time to fuck some Tijuana slores (Im bringing back calling girls slores). Maybe on my way home I’ll stop at Hooligans, I’ll keep you updated.

 

[Meownaw]

Love ya miss ya

 

[TheYepster]

We love you long time

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Congrats! You're taking your leave prior to discharge?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Have fun, you deserve it after having to take the death-vax damning you to ~2 more years of living

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Have fun. You walking out with a decent severance or anything like that? Hopefully the military adequately prepared you for a career in either law enforcement or panhandling like every vet I know.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Good luck bro.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Congrats! You're taking your leave prior to discharge?

Yeah I saved up days to get out a few weeks early. Still under contract until September though so I dont understand why they’re so eager to kick me out of my fucking room. Its such BS. I completely empathize with the killdozer guy.
Whatever, not gonna let it kill my vibe. I’ve been desperately longing for this moment for years

 

[Harry Powell]

God be with u, no bs

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Yeah I saved up days to get out a few weeks early. Still under contract until September though so I dont understand why they’re so eager to kick me out of my fucking room. Its such BS. I completely empathize with the killdozer guy.
Whatever, not gonna let it kill my vibe. I’ve been desperately longing for this moment for years

Good on ya. Where and when for this epic road trip? Hoolies date?

 

[Stent]

Give the guy at the gate a "your mom's box" on the way out.

 

[guest]

Why camp? Can't you stay with friends or family?

Edit: Congrats on finishing your service! How long have you been enlisted?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Why camp? Can't you stay with friends or family?

Edit: Congrats on finishing your service! How long have you been enlisted?

4 years long, 4 years strong.
Im not close enough with anyone I’ve met here to feel that comfortable crashing on their couch for that long, nor would I really want to.
I’ll maybe couch surf for 1 week tops, then camp for 2, but I’ll play it by ear.
I still get a paycheck on September 1st so Im not worried about money

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

4 years long, 4 years strong.
Im not close enough with anyone I’ve met here to feel that comfortable crashing on their couch for that long, nor would I really want to.
I’ll maybe couch surf for 1 week tops, then camp for 2, but I’ll play it by ear.
I still get a paycheck on September 1st so Im not worried about money

He needed dah money!! OHH!

 

[guest]

If were were declared right now, would you still be allowed to leave?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

If were were declared right now, would you still be allowed to leave?

War has never been declared in the volunteer era so I dont know how that would work

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Blast Disposable Heroes by Metallica as you drive out of the compound or whatever it is you're in, it'll be heavy as faaaaawk

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Blast Disposable Heroes by Metallica as you drive out of the compound or whatever it is you're in, it'll be heavy as faaaaawk

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Well done brothaman. Hope you have a good trip. You should go camping at that nog wilderness / utopia they tried to build in Georgia or whatever

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

TWU