I’m fairly certain…

This nigger is STILL in New York? This has to be the most protracted move of all time. If you get a new place, don't you want to go there as soon as possible?
He knows his move is the beginning of the end. He'll be completely isolated from what's left of his New York connections, especially his gaggle of faithful ballwashing mutants. His sister is still a long drive away and his mooch older brother is stuck back in his little townhouse (when he's not as far away from his teenaged daughter as he can possibly be, embarrassing himself on a cruise ship in Australia).

Now he'll be stuck, alone with his grifting, live-in prostitute, who he once had arrested for burglarizing and trashing his house (and his new girlfriend's belongings), and their cats. She'll be spending what's left of his fortune and waiting anxiously for him to have his final heart attack and expecting a large chunk of his estate as her reward for wasting a majority of her youth on a washed-up shock jock who's sexually attracted to trannies and children "as low as 13".

Nice shitty life choices, stupid.
 
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