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I'm eating chicken schnitzels with waffles

Riccardo Bosi

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Where's the maple syrup? What the fuck is this jalapeno cheddar abomination? Totally destroying the sweet and savory aspect of a classic dish by using a waffle mix with cheese, which is not a good pairing with fried chicken.
It's this fancy faggy modern bullshit. "What a waffle needs is jalapenos." No, what it needs is a hanging.
 

RoTheHo69

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BudDickman

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Also, why does he have waffle quarters instead of an entire waffle? You're supposed to put the fried chicken on top of an intact waffle and slather all of it in maple syrup, dipshit.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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There was briefly a little takeout place in my town run by a family of super nice big fat fucks who were basically living their dream just making ridiculous portions of novelty food all day. The waffles remind me of something they'd do except they'd put like half a tub of ice cream on top of it or something. I used to get a footlong chili dog there that had like 2 lbs of chili on it and an Adam Libby amount of cheese. They probably didn't make any money at all. Just fat people making fat people food for the love of the game. You know what happened? The mom died of being fat and getting high on her own supply and they shut it down.
 

St. Laker

Deeply closeted.
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There was briefly a little takeout place in my town run by a family of super nice big fat fucks who were basically living their dream just making ridiculous portions of novelty food all day. The waffles remind me of something they'd do except they'd put like half a tub of ice cream on top of it or something. I used to get a footlong chili dog there that had like 2 lbs of chili on it and an Adam Libby amount of cheese. They probably didn't make any money at all. Just fat people making fat people food for the love of the game. You know what happened? The mom died of being fat and getting high on her own supply and they shut it down.
Shout out to those guys. That lady was too pure for this shitty world. o7
 
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