I'm Dumb. Is This Really Pat's Steam Account?

[iBangedQuasi]

Steam Community :: stealthygeek

@stealthygeek on twitter 55.6k followers

steamcommunity.com

It says it's 14 years old (twice Hildys preferred age actually) and has no other aliases. The profile comments are all stlaker/child and the newest is just a few days old. He apparently owns 499 games. Did he use Lynnes credit card for all of them?

I archived it here in case he deletes it

https://archive.is/XGMcm

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Man, 14 years and no name change? I think it has to be.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Lmfao read the comments people have left on his account

"little baby rages hard when playing counter strike."

"Troglodyte teammate. Dumb as bricks."

Yeah. It's Pat.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Lmfao read the comments people have left on his account

"little baby rages hard when playing counter strike."

"Troglodyte teammate. Dumb as bricks."

Yeah. It's Pat.

On page 7, someone accused him of wall hacking back in 2015. Typical cheater faggot

 

[Imager]

Felony matchmaking on Steam. Enjoy prison.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Does it show his games list?

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Does it show his games list?

He plays a lot of Halo and Counter Strike 2

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Does it show his games list?

I'm on mobile so I think you'd have to look using the Steam client on PC. But I'm dumb, as the title says

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He plays a lot of Halo and Counter Strike 2

Any mechwarrior? Pat used to play that quite a bit.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

It looks like you can look at his 499 games. I clicked on it but it wants me to log in and I don't have a Steam account.

 

[FamilyDollar]

Man, 14 years and no name change? I think it has to be.

You can clear previous aliases on steam. I have a hard time believing Pat plays that many videos games and doesn't mention it. He broadcasts every aspect of his autistic life.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You can clear previous aliases on steam. I have a hard time believing Pat plays that many videos games and doesn't mention it. He broadcasts every aspect of his autistic life.

Ah. I didn't know that. I've got a long list of names I need to clear.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It says it's 14 years old

 

[bovinebrain]

 

[Lard Glug]

Who in the fuck uses their own picture on a gaming profile?

 

[quasi101]

thats not the only "steam room" where he's a massive faggot...

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Doing a quick check listing his games by completion percentage:

Fuck sake 100% completion on Wordle 1-4 and all the hidden cats games and Binding of Isaac (one of the most autistically stupidly huge but simplistic games ever). There isn't a game on this list that's above $30 and they're all games that retards buy. The one other thing they all have in common is that they can easily be played on a low end laptop so now you know what he's doing at the bar all day.

There are 2 other PST accounts and they both have his twitter as the PFP, this one feels like the hit.

 

[Ladynyahh]

That's one of the best Pat pictures. It looks like he just got a load blown in his mouth.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Rick has barely mentioned video games ever. He had the Star Wars lightsabre game for the PS4 he gushed about for a week before never mentioning either again. I did a bit of digging once because it was such a conspicuously absent element of his geek repertoire. You can spot him trying to talk about it very occasionally, but it's clear he's got no interest in it and he doesn't keep it up much.

I figure it's because he's an arrested development dummy from a hick area and vidya weren't part of his formative years, so they might as well be something alien. It's also telling that the one stereotypical loser/coach potato pasttime that happens to be private, non-performative and remotely mentally engaging is the one that doesn't appeal to him at all.

It's not him. It might as a shock to the members of onaforums, but there's a whole bunch of people who pretend they're fourth rate celebrities out there for the goof. Unthinkable, I know.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

After seeing that picture set for his profile on Steam, I'm now 100% convinced that he has a Telegram account