I’m drinking with colleagues and just turned down sex. (Yes, really)

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I wised up and just went home and made the sign of the cross to her.

This dusted my ribs

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I turned it down because I have mastered my lust. You should try and do the same thing.

Are you retaining or just pretending

 

[iBangedQuasi]

@NoBacon saved my life on a female piloted airplane, be respectful alright.

No

 

[NoBacon]

Are you retaining or just pretending

Just aware of the crazy vs hot scale and how it’s almost never worth it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're a warrior for Christ and you've never had sex.

 

[JebJoh]

I just noticed the bit where someone from Reddit finds the dumbest posts on there and pastes them here as their own story. Now I’m always suspicious. Can’t fool me 300 times, I’ll control alt delete your asses

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just noticed the bit where someone from Reddit finds the dumbest posts on there and pastes them here as their own story. Now I’m always suspicious. Can’t fool me 300 times, I’ll control alt delete your asses

It's just Patrick O'Neal who does that. NoBacon is The Lizard King and also a warrior for Christ who's never had sex.

 

[NoBacon]

It's just Patrick O'Neal who does that. NoBacon is The Lizard King and also a warrior for Christ who's never had sex.

I’ve had sex at least 5 or 6 times.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’ve had sex at least 5 or 6 times.

I think the counter resets once you become a warrior for Christ.

 

[NoBacon]

I think the counter resets once you become a warrior for Christ.

Amen

 

[johnnynoname]

Isn’t half the fun of being a waiter going out to drink afterwards with the waitresses?

we call ourselvves "walters" because the "i" looks like a lower case "L" sometimes

and no, child- that's not the fun of being a walter........the fun is jerking off to wives of rich niggas


this is why my life is already over

 

[johnnynoname]

........we don't call each other "walters" btw

 

[Niggerotchi]

I'm going to have double the sex to make up for @NoBacon self-cucking. The net carnal pleasures in this world will stay the same, bitch.

 

[StlakerFatti]

i have to turn down groupies almost every day, or disguise my self heavily in public. i understand where @NoBacon is coming from.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Another chance squandered to combat white replacement. I'm beginning to question your dedication.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Her name was Amy. Nice try with the hate though have a good one.

-Was he good-looking? -It was a girl.

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[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

People are giving you shit but it’s the right idea. Western Society would be much better if guys had higher standards beyond just looks. Even that bar is beyond low.

We don’t, and then they are never held accountable and now they’re in critical leadership positions but are the same awful people since the Stone Age because all they know to do is fuck things up then blame men for their many shortcomings.

Of course we’re now facing a situation where one could actually become the president and represent the free world in the face of no shit dictators like Vladimir Putin. Fortunately she can use her experience as a San Fran prosecutor to get tough with Vlad. He’s probably scared shitless of the Harris Walz administration.

Say what you want about the Arab world but they got their women dressed head to toe in towels and robes because they know they’ll take an acid bath the second they start whining. They wouldn’t let them get within 100 miles of a government building, much less let them actually work in it. @Mass.gov has been saying this for a while now

 

[NoBacon]

People are giving you shit but it’s the right idea. Western Society would be much better if guys had higher standards beyond just looks. Even that bar is beyond low.

We don’t, and then they are never held accountable and now they’re in critical leadership positions but are the same awful people since the Stone Age because all they know to do is fuck things up then blame men for their many shortcomings.

Of course we’re now facing a situation where one could actually become the president and represent the free world in the face of no shit dictators like Vladimir Putin. Fortunately she can use her experience as a San Fran prosecutor to get tough with Vlad. He’s probably scared shitless of the Harris Walz administration.

Say what you want about the Arab world but they got their women dressed head to toe in towels and robes because they know they’ll take an acid bath the second they start whining. They wouldn’t let them get within 100 miles of a government building, much less let them actually work in it. @Mass.gov has been saying this for a while now

I couldn’t be happier not having to deal with the aftermath of fucking some insane pink haired LGBTQ freak today.

I’ve done it before and it’s simply not worth it. They will destroy your life for no reason.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

She was nuts and I disdain that lifestyle, I’m not a hypocrite.

Overly forward women have always been a red flag for me. Most of the time I avoid them but once in a while I will entertain it and pay the price to be reminded why they are a red flag.

 

[NoBacon]

Overly forward women have always been a red flag for me. Most of the time I avoid them but once in a while I will entertain it and pay the price to be reminded why they are a red flag.

They are their own types of predators, and know 99% of men today will be wrapped around their fingers. Dudes will actually he upset or angry at other dudes who tell them to fuck off.