Big fan of referring to Sue as 'zoomer' from now on. We'll call him that because THAT'S WHAT HE IS!!
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Big fan of referring to Sue as 'zoomer' from now on. We'll call him that because THAT'S WHAT HE IS!!
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It’s both.
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nah this thread was serious, that was horrifying. i'm sort of calm and self-aware now but still obviously depressed and drunk.
watching frasier, it's comforting.
Nononono
What i meant was I believe you’re a drunk who likes fucking Asian prostitutes but sometimes you’re playing up how lonely it is. Because sometimes this is even worse than Gassers…
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i have played it up for comedic effect in the past. but the feeling of thinking you're dying and reaching for your phone and realizing you have nobody close to you was horrifying. and the one chick I tried calling didn't pick up.Nononono
What i meant was I believe you’re a drunk who likes fucking Asian prostitutes but sometimes you’re playing up how lonely it is. Because sometimes this is even worse than Gassers…
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Why would you call a chick anyway? They’re useless
lol no you're not. Once you feel better you're gonna think, okay that's a one time thing and wont ever happen to me again. Let me go grab another drink real quick.
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this is the chick I lived with back in january, who has a boyfriend now and we've been sexting.
i just checked my phone... my latest messages to her, saying pretty much what I'm saying here (I need to turn my life around, etc) she didn't reply, just love heart reacted lol. She doesn't give a fuck.
She could make a social media post about how scary it was for HER that the Dougler collapsed
But when you're dead you won't be able to care that people don't care that you're dead. You finally broke even.
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You should join the army of wherever you live.
Go find a crow to feed.
They're always around and will appreciate you.
They're always around and will appreciate you.
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funny you say that. i dnt think it was a crow but a bird swooped at me twice today when i was walking to work...
lol
I'm not catholic but was born one.
Just forget about the organization and find perhaps something like a non-denominational small group.
Spend a few minutes per day praying for others and yourself. Eventually it'll change some of your outlook.
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They both look demonic.You can also try marrying a camwhore tranny. Look at how happy it made this guy:
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You can also try marrying a camwhore tranny. Look at how happy it made this guy:
Jim’s visage - particularly his disgusting, grey teeth - is demonic
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Parallel thinking
Wait, they're not actually married, are they?You can also try marrying a camwhore tranny. Look at how happy it made this guy: