I'm done.

[guest]

don't cry for me. i'm already dead.

 

[guest]

When I was pissing my blood pressure dropped, and I woke up on the bathroom floor and the toilet paper hanger was broken, like I tried grabbing it when I fell or something. Waking up on the ground was horrifying. That feeling was awful. Fuck. I'm drinking an electrolyte drink. I poured the entire bottle of wine down the sink. I am fucking DONE.

Seems like you've still got plenty of whine tho

 

[guest]

Seems like you've still got plenty of whine tho

you have a wife or partner i assume. go hug her, terry.

 

[Phish]

I appreciate you Dougie. U make me laff. You’re funny

Funny? Funny how? Funny like….

like a clown

ahhhh shit nevermind

 

[guest]

Funny? Funny how? Funny like….

ahhhh shit nevermind

was hopin' you'd say somethin helpful since you've fawkin' been here...... sniff.

i really needed you this day, phish

 

[Phish]

was hopin' you'd say somethin helpful since you've fawkin' been here...... sniff.

i really needed you this day, phish

Im always here for you Dougster. You bring hapPENIS and mirth to my day every time i check in on da forrrims. You may be having a rough time, but at least you didnt marry Prince Alan like Jim Norton, or have a stroke like Joe Qumias big bro! Its good day to be alive.

 

[guest]

Im always here for you Dougster. You bring hapPENIS and mirth to my day every time i check in on da forrrims. You may be having a rough time, but at least you didnt marry Prince Alan like Jim Norton, or have a stroke like Joe Qumias big bro! Its good day to be alive.

that is true. but I feel like at least they got people who care for them IRL. jim has alan, joe has layla and that carol thing.
I just asked a friend what he's doing this weekend. if he says he's busy I'll realize I'm truly alone.

 

[guest]

that is true. but I feel like at least they got people who care for them IRL. jim has alan, joe has layla and that carol thing.
I just asked a friend what he's doing this weekend. if he says he's busy I'll realize I'm truly alone.

It's always best to ask on the Friday immediately before the weekend. Gives lots of time to prepare, shift schedules, that kind of thing.

 

[guest]

It's always best to ask on the Friday immediately before the weekend. Gives lots of time to prepare, shift schedules, that kind of thing.

Yeah........ but he's my fawkin' guy I think.....

 

[guest]

No overseas wife who doesn't speak English. Even if they're white. They will never truly connect with or know you.

 

[1073waaf]

nobody gives a shit about me. nobody cares. it's all a big nothing.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Quit drinking and marry a 6’4 tranny. It worked for Jimmy it can work for you too dougster

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

joe has layla and that carol thing.

Ribs

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

You know I love ur work.

Strangely enough I greyed-out & hit the deck last week, I was in the local shop... don't really wanna talk about it but I'm going easy on the booze for a bit

 

[The Power 9_ Thief]

Pull through Dougster, ONA needs you

Furburger would come back if you were gone

 

[Suetonius]

Sometimes i actually cant tell if the Dougster is pulling a bit.

 

[Imager]

Find Jesus brother. No bs.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Sometimes i actually cant tell if the Dougster is pulling a bit.

The boy who cried rape.

 

[guest]

Find Jesus brother. No bs.

i can't do the catholic thing... I'm a baptised lutheran. i went to rome and it sucked cock...

 

[guest]

y

Sometimes i actually cant tell if the Dougster is pulling a bit.

you don't get it, zoomer. when you're 21 and depressed it feels romantic. you love to brood.

but when you're 31 you realize you gotta pull yourself out of the hole or you're fucked.