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Use an airhorn as your instrument (next time)
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I’m debating having sex with my sleeping girlfriend
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Sick shit. Only a weirdo comes up with shit like this…
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Jerk off on her ass and go to sleep.
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Jerk off into her clean clothes so she walks around smelling like your load.
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Show me the base of your cock again, or maybe even take a picture of your little faggot ass again.
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Some young couple held me up so hard in line at a gas station yesterday. The chick kept fucking up everything she attempted and kept reiterating that she hadn't slept in over 24 hours. Who gives a fuck, whore? You could tell the guy was her bitch too. She was a little hot chick in basically a bra and short shorts and he was a little nerd. I was staring at this broad the whole time and the guy turned around at one point and meekly smiled at me. I glared at him and went back to looking at his girlfriend's ass. His girlfriend who hadn't slept in over 24 hours and really wanted everyone to know about it. Anyways, I'd fuck that twat in her sleep.
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@Mass.gov meek faggot, apologize to him again
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If its a legit option to just wake her up and have sex no questions asked, thats PFG
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You should have burst out of your (presumably) truck and slapped her face, Abe.
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She’s into it. The problem is then she’s awake for like 40 minutes and she gets up at 5 on Fridays for work. Then I have to deal with the emotionality later that day. I just rubbed one out in bed.
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Smart JO there, but still thats an awesome choice to have
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You pull your phone out, you look up some sexy shit, you pre-game a solid boner, maybe look up some seedy moves you want to pull, lick your fingers, tap that little clit a few times, boom, she's gushing, you move lower, towards her rectum. You open it up and insert your penis.
- your name is Liban Sheiku Mohammad and you just fucked your own grandmother.
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Tbh it’s wasted on me. you’re still young and have a healthy sex drive. I’m old, and gay, and dying, so I’m honestly too tired and worn out 90% of the time. I don’t even wanna jerk off anymore, it’s too much cleanup and work.
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I jerked off before work today at 5:45am, took a half day at 10:30, and jerked off again at 11
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You still roofing?
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Electrician. A modern day Tommy Tomlinson of the trades
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You ever put electric clamps on your nipples.
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me & an ex would have sleepy morning sex, one time I was only half-hard though & she started bouncing on my dick, I got a cramp in my leg & moved it weird & she slammed right into my balls, I was hungover & it nearly made me puke... then seemed dissatisfied with my lack of enthusiasm, it fucking hurt!