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Get a wife, methsterGet a job, autismo.
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Where do you evict them from? Do you sublet a bed on the other side of your studio apartment?You have a couple of 1gallon "piss bottles" in the corner of your room right now don't you?
I had to evict the likes of you plenty of times, You should change your name to "Turk February 1st" "Turk January 31st U-haul rental" etc. "Turk February 2nd, Homeless Shelter"..."Turk February 15th hoboster" "Turk February 19th missingster"
Where do you evict them from? Do you sublet a bed on the other side of your studio apartment?
(I'm eating goat biryani leftovers rn and will have a pecan salad next, mmm).
Oh, lol, I get it now. I was like "wtf does that even mean"Lol nigger food good pull, @Stent
Turk, you know how people are paycheque to paycheque? You making it another day is 10000x more precarious than that, so spare your dig-nuh-tee and take the fuck care of yourself, lol. (I'm eating goat biryani leftovers rn and will have a pecan salad next, mmm).
Can you tell a good story of evicting a “Turk February” tier human? Eviction stories are always funny.You have a couple of 1gallon "piss bottles" in the corner of your room right now don't you?
I had to evict the likes of you plenty of times, You should change your name to "Turk February 1st" "Turk January 31st U-haul rental" etc. "Turk February 2nd, Homeless Shelter"..."Turk February 15th hoboster" "Turk February 19th missingster"
Stent banned me for the weekend, stupid. My account was reinstated noon Sunday, but ofcourse you think editing and posting from another account is "sassy", you're the niggers of online white middle aged communities.Lol nigger food good pull, @Stent
Stent banned me for the weekend, stupid. My account was reinstated noon Sunday, but ofcourse you think editing and posting from another account is "sassy", you're the niggers of online white middle aged communities.
Hey, who ever the real Boq is, who is the target market for your Arabic lessons? Or is the website a goof?
Yeah, but you're the nigger of that community and all other communities.Stent banned me for the weekend, stupid. My account was reinstated noon Sunday, but ofcourse you think editing and posting from another account is "sassy", you're the niggers of online white middle aged communities.
There was this guy who was in his 50s, he was biracial, but spoke proper, like Obama and from Windsor originally. Well he had a job and references, so we accepted his tenancy, but about 6 months into it we started getting complaints from the neighbors that the guy gets out 3 am every night and starts recording the sky with his phone.Can you tell a good story of evicting a “Turk February” tier human? Eviction stories are always funny.
Stent banned me for the weekend, stupid. My account was reinstated noon Sunday, but ofcourse you think editing and posting from another account is "sassy", you're the niggers of online white middle aged communities.
Was his name Liban Shekau? Is this the story of how your dad got you to move out?There was this guy who was in his 50s, he was biracial, but spoke like Obama and from Windsor originally. Well he had a job and references, so we accepted his tenancy, but about 6 months into it we started getting complaints from the neighbors that the guy gets out 3 am every night and starts recording the sky with his phone.
We then heard about him doing it during the day and recording the neighbors kids as they played in their yard...then the pandemic hit and he just lost it because of the lockdowns and turned full "targeted individual" and claimed we were government agents monitoring him in his apartment. The landlord tenant board had no tribunals all of 2021 or so, so he stuck around paying no rent and also just being obnoxious to everyone in the cul desac.
When the eviction hearing came, this twilight zone Obamaster had 30 gb of video "evidence" he wanted to present...including of me and my lexus coming in and out of the premises looking shady, but he got laughed out of court and put on a payment plan (that he ofcourse didn't follow thru).
There was this guy who was in his 50s, he was biracial, but spoke like Obama and from Windsor originally. Well he had a job and references, so we accepted his tenancy, but about 6 months into it we started getting complaints from the neighbors that the guy gets out 3 am every night and starts recording the sky with his phone.
We then heard about him doing it during the day and recording the neighbors kids as they played in their yard...then the pandemic hit and he just lost it because of the lockdowns and turned full "targeted individual" and claimed we were government agents monitoring him in his apartment. The landlord tenant board had no tribunals all of 2021 or so, so he stuck around paying no rent and also just being obnoxious to everyone in the cul desac.
When the eviction hearing came, this twilight zone Obamaster had 30 gb of video "evidence" he wanted to present...including of me and my lexus coming in and out of the premises looking shady, but he got laughed out of court and put on a payment plan (that he ofcourse didn't follow thru).
We all miss Morgan Spurlock, but that's no reason to call it quits.I'm on the edge as well. After hearing about my coworkers death I'm not feeling the same. I was considering making a similar post but I'm just letting this wave of depression pass.
Take care if you leave.
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