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Im a drunk Tee Hee

Caverlock

Nice For Here
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Where was he talking to a group of college students outside of Wisconsin?
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Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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I only ever drank in the shower when I was a raging alcoholic or when I was banging a chick.
I’m not ashamed to say that after my first half marathon I did indeed drink a can of beer in the shower, but that’s only because it was like 30 degrees when I ran it and I was fawkin exhausted afterwards and a beer just felt good. It was PFG. The only time that I had a “shower beer” before that I was still in university…
 

Sputnik

Females arent funny
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I’m not ashamed to say that after my first half marathon I did indeed drink a can of beer in the shower, but that’s only because it was like 30 degrees when I ran it and I was fawkin exhausted afterwards and a beer just felt good. It was PFG. The only time that I had a “shower beer” before that I was still in university…
Just wanna clarify I was a raging alcoholic for years. So id usually have one before, during, and after my shower before I hit the bottle. Apparently I also have no shame.
 
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